I want an ATSer bf..

Most men are idiots and don't talk about any conspiracies or supernatural... I am so sick of hearing about football and cars!!

So, how can I get an ATSer bf. I want someone who lives next to me. I checked all the meetup groups, and those guys are really old and creeps, and have gfs..

Advise?

I'm available Monday through Friday from 6 PM to 3 AM Eastern. I like to take long walks on the beach while discussing Ron Paul and UFO's.

I need pics first.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Originally posted by EternalThought
Most men are idiots and don't talk about any conspiracies or supernatural... I am so sick of hearing about football and cars!!

So, how can I get an ATSer bf. I want someone who lives next to me. I checked all the meetup groups, and those guys are really old and creeps, and have gfs..

Advise?

Well, for starters, it would help your cause by not calling most men idiots. Secondly, it would also help your cause by letting people know where you live. Thirdly, I realize by posting this it will exclude my chances.

I am on west coast...

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good luck. youve just thrown meat to the wolves lol

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Thank you for taking one for the team.

lol... this is very interesting... and weird... but hey i love me a smart girl... I live in the DC metropolitan area

Actually, i couldn't think of anything worse than a hardcore conspiracy chick.. Imagine sitting at home at night getting paranoid together with foil hats on.
I thunk it's better to have someone to help keep your feet on the ground and head out of the clouds..

11:11 No, it wouldn't exclude you , why?
Men that obsess over stupid things like football are idiots, same way women obsessing over shoes and hair extensions are idiots.

interest levels declining rapidly

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I obsess over women in fish nets and leather but I hope that doesn't make me an idiot.

Lysergic, if that's you in the avatar...then you better leave now.

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I don't want a gf with homely shoes and a poor hair cut, sorry lass.

Do we get an age first, because I could comment and end myself in jail pmsl?
You might like to tell us what country your from so as to narrow down the field.
ATS should start up a match making forum, now that would be cool.

Poor Lysergic... How mean. I bet he's a great guy

Originally posted by EternalThought
Most men are idiots and don't talk about any conspiracies or supernatural... I am so sick of hearing about football and cars!!

So, how can I get an ATSer bf. I want someone who lives next to me. I checked all the meetup groups, and those guys are really old and creeps, and have gfs..

Advise?

Guys are old and creeps and have girlfriends, they cant be that bad then eh? or are you suggesting that the women that go out with said creeps perhaps are unable to see that they are just that?

I think you are more than likely better off on your own as clearly no male of a similar age will have the intellect to even hold a conversation with you.

On a serious note my son is 19, i am sure he will be interested if i can get him off his x-box for 5 mins, he does not have a car and he never goes out of his room, and does sometimes mutter something about the illuminati, so i believe he fullfills all 3 requirements for the job.

Come to think of it, i have not seen him for a few days, i wonder if he is still here?

Perhaps you could buy an xbox and join his revolution from the bedroom, he only plays war games though, is this a prob for you?

Any pics you can post of yourself as i know he is quite fussy, you kinda have to look like a female soldier and swear alot for his interest to be captured.

I tried to do a good job of bringing him up honestly, but i really think you could be well suited lol.

Originally posted by EternalThought
Most men are idiots and don't talk about any conspiracies or supernatural... I am so sick of hearing about football and cars!!

So, how can I get an ATSer bf. I want someone who lives next to me. I checked all the meetup groups, and those guys are really old and creeps, and have gfs..

Advise?

we accept land goats and camels at ATS.

land and a bunker would be nice,oh lots of that fake fiat money would be kewl.

How fast can you type ?

Originally posted by EternalThought
Lysergic, if that's you in the avatar...then you better leave now.

but i want to be your friend