first come first serve

SWM washington, dc local searching for a small band of psychoactive chimps with minimal mutations for immediate enlistment into an underground texas hold 'em tourney. training and meals not included in entrance fee, so b.y.o.bananas, and you better know how to play without using your feet.

..mmmm... HELLO! I'm Jay, I enjoy making (and hearing) darkevilnoisy electronic music, and doing web design. I also enjoy fascism and police harrassment in my spare time. I have a low tolerance for ignorance, and a high tolerance for caffeine. I work in a bookstore. I wear velcro shoes. I had too much minestrone for lunch. Well, thats all I have to say about that.

see you around i guess...
later

Welcome aboard! The bananas and monkeys are on the 3rd level starboard side.



[edit on 17-8-2004 by dbates]

Welcome to the asylum. Be sure to pick up your complementary tin-foil hat at the door.

hey subliminalr4p3 welcome to ATS

hope you enjoy your stay here

need any help feel free to u2u me

have fun

rynaldo

have fun- dont worry if men in white coats ocastionaly turn up at your door and take you away for a couple of days- its ok lol

WHERES MY TIN FOIL HAT- I NEVER GOT OFFERED ONE!

Welcome subliminalr4p3, I hope you enjoy your stay. If you can't find something here that interest you, then you just aren't interested.

As for the chimps, what accommodations are you offering, I have a few chimps I might just send your way.........one is addicted to coc aine, and another has been getting subliminal messages from some planet far beyond our galaxy. They both bite, and scream a lot. Unfortunately, I believe that the only matches they should be put in would be cage matches.

Have a good one, and keep drinking the coffee.

Welcome and enjoy your stay here at the Great ATS!

Hi subliminalr4p3

You will love ATS/BTS.
I like your work...
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www.abnormis.com...

Sanc'.

Welcome to ats subliminalr4p3

Any questions feel free to ask happy to help
cya around the site checkout atsnn n bts aswell
se7n

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