Sam Kinnison on World Hunger

Total classic, and completely correct!

Why do people with no resources have kids? How irresponsible is that? And why would they live in a freaking desert? Food does not grow on sand. Suddenly it's everyone's problem to cover their dumb mistakes.

reply to post by Dbriefed


Too many causes to list them all.
1) Sex is the best feeling on Earth
2) Not many condoms around I imagine
3) Not many abortions either
4) Rape SEEMS more prevalent
5) Oppression. Both from their own religious fanatics and the regime back home (U.S.)
6) A certain element of stupidity really.

reply to post by Dbriefed


There is food in the desert.. people have lived in the desert for thousands of years.

But..

There is not enough food nor water for massive populations. Hence why Africa has always had a very small population as compared to the rest of the World.

Then came a new movement to "take care of Africans" because just couldn't understand their customs. So we start shipping tons of food, it causes a massive population explosion. Now the land can't provide for the people, and more food is needed, and now water. Notice this issue only arises in the past 100 years?

Want to stop hunger in Africa? Let Africa starve.

this is my favorite stand up bit EVER. hands down. Sam was the man anyway, but this particular piece was pure gold.

the Wild Thing video was pretty awesome, too.

reply to post by Rockpuck


I've never heard of that before. Is that a fact or speculation?
I say if you want to help Africa, give the Africans maps lol.
A backpack full of MREs and a map. Done.
If they stay... that's their own damn fault.

ETA: I confess I just watched the video after posting this and... well I'm just repeating it. Good stuff

I may be flamed for this but here is my solution for world hunger AND the pet population. We euthanize hundrends of thousands of cats and dogs a year and just burn the bodies. Instead of cremating that protein rich meat why don't we ship it to those who are hungry. I mean if I was starving and my choice was nothing or Fido. I guess Fido's screwed. I know it's taboo to eat cats or dogs or even horses but seriously this would kill two birds with one stone. Also do you know how protein rich bugs are. Pound for pound bugs have more protein than cows do. No I'm not being sarcastic I'm being realistic.

reply to post by stinavamp


Not a chance.

The bleeding heart Liberals that love Africans would never stand for this.

And besides I already said the equivalent to dead cats... MRE's.

You have resources all around you if you know what you're looking at. Ever have a garden salad? Just some cut-up dandilions.

reply to post by stinavamp
Cats and Dogs are a couple of pounds each, and as they age they primarily die of cancer. Who wants to eat cancer? FDA would get involved. Then you have to freeze them and containerize them and ship them over in container ships, and keep the meat fresh in the trek across the desert.

Now Africa has big animals. Maybe they could start ranches, but with big game instead of cows.

Problem is they took successful farms of white europeans (farmers murdered, families raped, etc), and given to the native people who turned those farms into wastelands.

You don't want to give those people maps to where your pets live.

reply to post by Hillbilly123069


I'm pretty sure they thought of this lol.

I doubt there will be any cutting of sand or thorn bushes lol.

World hunger should be the responsibility of us all if we lived in a sane loving world.

Only souls with no knowledge would make fun of the millions starving.

Just remember life changes, a king becomes a pauper, and a pauper becomes a King.

We should weep not laugh, we are all guilty.

reply to post by SpringHeeledJack


You're are completely right. Better to kill an animal and waste it than offend somebody. My daddy taught me if I kill an animal I better be prepared to eat it. Ever ate a gartner snake. I have. *shutters* MRE's aren't all bad . I really liked the raviolis. Better than snake. Well maybe not rattler.

reply to post by Dbriefed


Bwahahahaha!!

As to the meat staying fresh... cat jerky?

And cancer... it's either cancer or cancer causing chemicals. I'm sure we don't all need a side track into the additives in American food, plus fast food and all the other mix of delicious boat trash.

reply to post by stinavamp


I actually love MRE's. Just a common complaint.

So as I said, the Liberals won't be on board but maybe just maybe we can get the Republicans. Tell them it'll generate massive profits for corporations which won't have to pay taxes if they have main offices (a mail box) in Africa. They'll be on it like a rabid dog on.... whatever they get on idk.

my goodness. "this is no laughing matter!!" jeeeeez. do any of you ever just laugh? there is no way that anyone could NOT think that video was funny. It's just a stand-up act. I say this: if you don't use your "grown up powers" to occasionally laugh and/or do something your child self would have found awesome... then what's the point?

i'm sure most of ya aren't sitting around crying about world hunger when you're sitting in the drive-thru waiting for your bacon double with cheese combo.

Sam Kinison (RIP) was funny! come ON... send em a u-haul.... *snicker*... good stuff, man!

dont worry about feeding the africans in africa, most of them will be coming to live here in europe,

reply to post by Dbriefed


True that cats and dogs may have only a couple off pounds of meat. I use to volunteer at my local animal shelter not too long ago and most the animals that were euthanized were not old decrepid animals. But young, healthy animals that people could not afford to keep anymore,stray dogs, and animals from puppy mills. The puppies and kittens usually got adopted first and the rest just were wasted. A couple of counter points. A couple pounds of meat is better than no meat and jerky can make the meat last much much longer and requires no refrigeration. As for the FDA... I can't even go there with a straight face.

Originally posted by Dr Expired
World hunger should be the responsibility of us all if we lived in a sane loving world.

So what have you done?

Only souls with no knowledge would make fun of the millions starving.

I'm obviously aware of it and I doubt it's actual millions unless you're commenting on a certain lengthy timeline.

Just remember life changes, a king becomes a pauper, and a pauper becomes a King.

For example?

We should weep not laugh, we are all guilty.

I can assure you, I am not guilty. Life isn't about a group of people behind a glass screen, eating, crying, whining, watching people in a room starving to death. What's the point?

reply to post by stinavamp


I say FREE THE ANIMALS!

Don't kill them. Turn them loose.

Damn the consequences!

Their population will normalize and people will stop their $***.

reply to post by highpriestess

Amen, sister, Amen. When did we forget to laugh? Sam Kinnison is one of my favorite comedians.