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Originally posted by onlyinmydreams
yes... but he's also descended from the Shahs of Persia... so that might complicate our diplomatic options regarding Iran.
Also, his relation to the Byzantine throne might hurt matters with the Turks.
On the other had... since he's related to every royal family in northern Europe, that might help out his claim that he will somehow, magically, get Europe to love us again...
After months of research into Mr Kerry's ancestry, Burke's Peerage, experts on British aristocracy, reported yesterday that the Vietnam war veteran is related to all the royal houses of Europe and can claim kinship with Tsar Ivan "The Terrible", a previous Emperor of Byzantium and the Shahs of Persia.
Originally posted by Aelita
I think that's a good enough reason to elect Kerry. I have long suspected that Bush is not royal enough to lead the country, now that's official.