Preliminary report on Alien Tissue and Fluid samples. PROOF, folks.

reply to post by sgreco


Yeah yeah yeah...heard it all before....they didnt just get here,theyve been here quite awhile..they know the score....what I do to them is their own silly-a*sed fault....ambassador indeed..you come sniffin around me in the dark,acting weird,and Ill handle the ambassador chores....My point is that there are lots of people like me and NO ONE has claimed (proven)a kill yet....You gotta wonder do they know who to avoid..or,they arent really here at all and its all mass hysteria and a (smaller)dose of some yay-hoos playing with a nail-keg and a cowhide....

This thread reminds me of; www.abovetopsecret.com...

The competition was even better; www.newgrounds.com...



What is it with repeat violent encounters with alien invaders being resolved via the use of sharp, pointy objects?

Originally posted by observe50
My last point is, why would it be okay to cut a Grey in half ........ but if they did that to a human they would be murderers hmmmmm

Because cutting a made up illegal alien in half is perfectly legal...

Originally posted by spoor

Originally posted by observe50
My last point is, why would it be okay to cut a Grey in half ........ but if they did that to a human they would be murderers hmmmmm

Because cutting a made up illegal alien in half is perfectly legal...

Well stated...star for you

Well you see...

What had happened wuz...


I was out in my barn, as per normal, carrying my samurai sword, like all farmers do.

This dag nabbit Alien came out of no where and threw a round house kick.

We struggled back and forth, and eventually I threw him off me.

He reached for his ray gun, but I unsheathed my samurai sword and sliced him clean in two.

Afterwards I wasn't very clear headed and didn't know what to do, so I immediately gathered tissue samples with the precision of a seasoned foresnsics investigator. After gathering said samples, I got in my tractor and drove em' to my neighbors house who is coincidentally a ufologist. He dun got the samples, and sent them to the most prestegious labs in the world, who analyzed them againsit a database of known alien DNA samples they have. And they matched. YEE HAW!

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The rest of him I mixed in with the shickensh*t

Well this is an interesting take on the alien phenomenon. Man fights off greys with a katana sword. Huh.

Now, I personally don't own a firearm out here in the sticks. But I do own a 2 foot razor sharp machete I used for fishing. I keep it handy and in a pinch, would definitely use it to defend myself if pressed.

Not having a body of a grey doesn't bother me. I mean, it Vietnam, the viet cong would suffer casualties in firefights... All US forces would often find is blood stains and smears, but no bodies. I would sooner expect a bigfoot or Nessie carcass before an alien life form.

I been watching alot of Star Trek enterprise this summer, and they always emphasize how they must mitigate first contact scenarios with primitive worlds. I can't help but think every now and then, if we are being visited, that ETs could mess up and leave behind physical proof. But as far as I can tell, Earth is probably considered a dangerous place filled with primitive humanoids: interesting but alarmingly violent.

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"ALMOST"! cut in two "ALMOST". The possibility exists that the sword wielder is remembering cutting the ET, perhaps a slash across the midsection. Its possible the ET could have still managed to flee the scene even while severely injured. Particularly when ET pain thresholds and injury management are unknown. They could get cut in half and instantly grow back together for all you know. Also all description of feats in battle are always without exception exaggerated, due to the effects of adrenaline on perception during battle and human nature.

Please begin to think about semantics as a continuum of possibility, containing contextual meaning rather then just literal. The continued use of literal analysis of reports and observations is shallow and smells like argument for arguments sake rather then thoughtful debate.

Originally posted by v1rtu0s0
Well you see...

What had happened wuz...


I was out in my barn, as per normal, carrying my samurai sword, like all farmers do.

This dag nabbit Alien came out of no where and threw a round house kick.

We struggled back and forth, and eventually I threw him off me.

He reached for his ray gun, but I unsheathed my samurai sword and sliced him clean in two.

Afterwards I wasn't very clear headed and didn't know what to do, so I immediately gathered tissue samples with the precision of a seasoned foresnsics investigator. After gathering said samples, I got in my tractor and drove em' to my neighbors house who is coincidentally a ufologist. He dun got the samples, and sent them to the most prestegious labs in the world, who analyzed them againsit a database of known alien DNA samples they have. And they matched. YEE HAW!

These alien hybrids do have tissue!!!

They are fallen angels that have mated with humans..

Since the extraterrestrial did not have an ancestor in common with you,
it cannot be, biologically, a parasite.

And if the extraterrestrial can "take over" you, it can do the same to
anyone else, in which case you couldn't do anything about it anyway.

Think positive! Don't panic

THESE TEST

All came back with the same result that the proteins in the samples could not be identified as anything they had seen before either plant, or animal, or human. One lab did add that the samples sent to them did match the samples they had tested over the last 30 years of fluid specimens they had tested from various cattle mutilations across the South West US.

Originally posted by Goathief
This thread reminds me of; www.abovetopsecret.com...

The competition was even better; www.newgrounds.com...

What is it with repeat violent encounters with alien invaders being resolved via the use of sharp, pointy objects?

OMG that was funny

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I suggest everyone who can go armed and mentally prepared to shoot first and then shoot again anything that doesnt appear human....get enough people out there hunting and something will turn up pretty quick

Originally posted by AusiAnarchist
reply to post by bluemooone2

 

"ALMOST"! cut in two "ALMOST". The possibility exists that the sword wielder is remembering cutting the ET, perhaps a slash across the midsection. Its possible the ET could have still managed to flee the scene even while severely injured. Particularly when ET pain thresholds and injury management are unknown. They could get cut in half and instantly grow back together for all you know. Also all description of feats in battle are always without exception exaggerated, due to the effects of adrenaline on perception during battle and human nature.

Please begin to think about semantics as a continuum of possibility, containing contextual meaning rather then just literal. The continued use of literal analysis of reports and observations is shallow and smells like argument for arguments sake rather then thoughtful debate.

No , im sorry but we have found the actual radio interview. When the alien died it `blew up into clear goo that splashed on the walls`

Originally posted by Homedawg
reply to post by hillynilly

 

I suggest everyone who can go armed and mentally prepared to shoot first and then shoot again anything that doesnt appear human....get enough people out there hunting and something will turn up pretty quick

I am usually by myself when these things happen..

I wish I had a party to hunt them with..

I hate these things taking my good friends and messing with our heads!!

reply to post by bluemooone2
"When the alien died it `blew up into clear goo that splashed on the walls`...THEN it got mixed in with all the chickens*it and cow sh*t...

reply to post by hillynilly


You dont need a group...a good .308 semi and a cell phone to call the media is all the equipment needed for this sort of hunt

Fairly sick of being called gullible because I don't automatically disbelieve reports like this. All stories are true until proven otherwise, no mater how outlandish the report may seem. You people who get on here feeling all superior because you can recognize and discount reports that seem implausible are stupid. There is no other word for it, you simply lack the intelligence required to examine a scenario without bias and determine its validity based on evidence. Here's a tip for you clowns, lack of evidence isn’t proof that something didn't happen.

Don't bother saying something along the lines of intelligent people don't have time to consider the truth in everything because that is just lazy thinking.

reply to post by bluemooone2


Do you have the link to the radio interview?

reply to post by AusiAnarchist


I dont see where someone claled you gulliable?

"Primitive weapons and ancient religions, are no match for a good blaster at your side!"

``````` Han Solo (Star Wars)

reply to post by simone50m


OR a nice Sig P220 with hydra-shoks