Is Australia Being Terraformed for US Invasion?

The weather in Australia has been REALLY weird this year. I've never seen so much rain! In fact, it's SO bizarre, it got me thinking....

What if Australia was being terraformed? Who would gain, and why?

Well, Australia is roughly the same size as the lower 48 states. You've got Yellowstone's super-volcano predicted to blow at any time soon - which would render much of the US uninhabitable. So, what if, as a government, you built this thing called HAARP to control the weather and be able to turn deserts into lush, green fields? Wouldn't you do that in a friendly country?

So that when (not if) Yellowstone blows, you have somewhere to relocate your population - somewhere that has the space to put them!

Just prior to all that happening, you would, of course, send your biggest TV star out there to check it out and broadcast her findings back home for the whole of the US to see! Think about it - what OTHER countries has Oprah broadcast from..?

More likely it would be China or Indonesia who would invade Australia. Im sure at least China has weather weapons.

But i think this weather is all natural, we had a long long drought and its over now, weather systems are a result of extreme systems meeting and attempting to balance. It think it is all this is, but then again its plausible that the weird solar cycle we are living through may be causing the rain too.

On the other hand, your theory is more believable than CO2 causing it ;p

reply to post by eonpeon


Well, I'm from the USA and I was thinking of visiting Australia, so... If we terraform it before I go, and then we invade it, I could just move there! That would be awesome for us! And sad for you since our government sucks and likes to be in everyone's business. But hey, you guys get RAIN!

On topic though, I doubt the USA is the ones messing with the weather down there. Although...You never can trust our government.

reply to post by eonpeon


Where in Australia are you seeing all this rain?

Do you have any rainfall data available?

id gladly relocate to Australia! I live in the midwest US where its humid hot summers and cold freezing snowy winters. it sucks.

also, i'd like to get away from the super-volcano. if/when that thing goes at least a 1/3, possibly 1/2 of the US will be gone.

If my family and i were to relocate to Australia, then we'd get to see the toilets run in the opposite direction when flushed! But would i still be able to go on a walkabout?

Crap...

That is a scary prospect!

OH OH! Also a great way to disarm Americans considering our gun laws.

*goes in search for land values in the deserts of Australia*

reply to post by eonpeon


'Lets terraform and invade Australia'

'Send Oprah over to check the place out first though....she says it's too hot and sandy? Crank up HAARP, we'll soon have the place nice and green for our settlers, but make it quick yellowstone is gonna blow anyday now!!'
Keep an eye out to the east for the US flotilla....a random collection of rusty hulks swarming with Mad-Max-like feral punks covered in volcanic ash and armed to the teeth with grappling hooks and sun screen(wait!! Mel Gibson is Australian right??), uh-oh...New Zealand is in the way! Crank up HAARP again......

It's great to see some serious investigative threads here on ATS.

The weather is the same this year as when i was a kid (I'm 38),long cold wet winters,yeah it sux hard but it's just a normal winter,maybe your to young to remember what winters are really like,we may have a similar land area to the US but most of it's useless inhospitable desert,

Where do you get the idea that they have the power to turn the desert into a golf resort.
They already have bases here and as we are allies ,in times of war we will welcome the U.S

reply to post by eonpeon

So, what if, as a government, you built this thing called HAARP to control the weather and be able to turn deserts into lush, green fields? Wouldn't you do that in a friendly country?

Boy, I've seen more nonsense on ATS tonight then I've seen in the past few months combined. CHRIST.

"What if?" "What if?

What if Bigfoot walked up and pooped on your porch in broad daylight and read the newspaper while doing it?

Originally posted by NightGypsy
reply to post by eonpeon

 

"What if?" "What if?

What if Bigfoot walked up and pooped on your porch in broad daylight and read the newspaper while doing it?

edit on 21-7-2011 by NightGypsy because: (no reason given)

greatest. post. ever.

HA, our spineless governments would give our country to the U*S if they asked/ordered. "Here you go Captain America it’s all yours, can I come to your dinner party," says the PM of Australia, when asked if the U*S could have the Australian continent.

Originally posted by deenuu
HA, our spineless governments would give our country to the U*S if they asked/ordered. "Here you go Captain America it’s all yours, can I come to your dinner party," says the PM of Australia, when asked if the U*S could have the Australian continent.

Ehehe, between US/UK/Chinese ownership, i dont think we have alot left to give anyway.

Originally posted by Gravity215

Originally posted by deenuu
HA, our spineless governments would give our country to the U*S if they asked/ordered. "Here you go Captain America it’s all yours, can I come to your dinner party," says the PM of Australia, when asked if the U*S could have the Australian continent.

Ehehe, between US/UK/Chinese ownership, i dont think we have alot left to give anyway.

HAHA True.

reply to post by Chadwickus


hi Chadwickus,

i know its been dry over there,

but in the last 3 days, east coast LOW has bought a whole months rain here...

almost 100mm in some places...
Sydney,
sth coast..
etc

you'll get yours, eventually...

seeya

reply to post by eonpeon


hi eonpeon

interesting idea,
but i will need more info...

USA have heaps of UNDERGROUND sites just waiting and ready to go (When the SHTF )

IMHO

+ terraforming is more than just increased rainfall...

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but i do think the USA are up to more than they tell us...

especially PINE GAP, nth/west cape and WOOMERA...

seeya

reply to post by 12voltz


gday 12voltz...

(start sarcasm now)... aren't U a good citizen...!!!

your quote:
(( "" They already have bases here and as we are allies ,in times of war we will welcome the U.S "" ))


problem is, we now seem to be in a state of PERMANENT WAR... when will it end???

and how long will Australia continue to support the policies employed by the US govt...?
not forever...


+ your quote
(( "" Where do you get the idea that they have the power to turn the desert into a golf resort."" ))

what about HAARP ???!!!

+ Alan Bond used to do it , didnt he?

(END sarcasm)...sorry, i couldnt resist...

avaGood1

seeya

reply to post by shaneR


Well, it is winter ya know...

And why would they need to 'terraform' Sydney?

Wouldn't the desert be a more viable place to get the rain to??

reply to post by Chadwickus


He's talking about Sydney probably - it's been raining cats and dogs for a few days now here.

Oh and I don't think it's the Yanks doing it. Good luck to them anyways - a few days of rain isn't going to do much to the deserts. They can knock themselves out and have a party in the Red Centre for all I care

Originally posted by iNkGeEk
id gladly relocate to Australia! I live in the midwest US where its humid hot summers and cold freezing snowy winters. it sucks.

Not much different here in Australia mate - if you're thinking of getting away from the weather Australia is the last place you want to go hehe.

also, i'd like to get away from the super-volcano. if/when that thing goes at least a 1/3, possibly 1/2 of the US will be gone.

Can't fault that logic I guess lol.

If my family and i were to relocate to Australia, then we'd get to see the toilets run in the opposite direction when flushed!

But would i still be able to go on a walkabout?

Personally I spend 23 out of 24 hours a day flushing my toilet and giggling hysterically as it goes down - most Aussies do actually!

I hate the word 'walkabout'. Damn you Paul Hogan for making it famous, damn you to hell............