Penile Length Leads to Little Economic Growth

reply to post by Dimitri Dzengalshlevi


This is a very sensitive area to tread into but I will.

Was that flaccid or erect?

Who allowed someone to measure their member?

Was this a government sponsored study?

And last but not least.Who the heck came up with this study

reply to post by dolphinfan

It took a lot of balls to even contemplate conducting such a survey.

Now that you bring that up.....

I wonder when they will do this comparison using the size of balls instead of the size of the penis? I shall anxiously await the results of further studies.

My guess is that that big balls = stronger economic growth.

Curious who measured the penis lengths in order to do this survey. I wonder if they have any job openings?

reply to post by IamJustanAmerican

Was that flaccid or erect?

If they were flaccid, I think this study should be considered faulty and tossed, then a new one should be done using erect penises.

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We know this is good news for some - and not so much for others, but can we keep the thread as clean as possible - under these circumstances. And please avoid those 1-liners.

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Sooo, if I want to succeed, I must cut it?

I'm kidding of course (looking for scissors)
What if it is genetically smaller but one gets an extension. Although on a psychological level this makes a little sense. This could be why america is obsessed with porn while our economy collapses.

Originally posted by StripedMIB
Sooo, if I want to succeed, I must cut it?

I'm kidding of course (looking for scissors)
What if it is genetically smaller but one gets an extension. Although on a psychological level this makes a little sense. This could be why america is obsessed with porn while our economy collapses.

Porn, like religion, is considered to be an opiate of the masses... at least, according to the school of critical thought anyways (specifically Marxism).

Hmmm, I wonder what the trend is when we look at it from a socialist vs capitalist perspective

Wow. Universities actually waste time and money researching this type of crap? I'm beginning to think government, universities, and bankers are the absolute most irresponsible with money. University professors can't be this dumb can they? Funding a study on the size of ones wang, and comparing it to the economy?

I'd rather a productive study, like comparing ones ethnicity to whether or not they should be able to legally drive.

I have to ask this question...Is this thread for real,or is it a joke?
I have read some of the replies and wondered if it was a joke.

reply to post by mamabeth


It's for real.

I guess the majority of ATS members are afraid to talk about gender-specific sexual organs, let alone their incidental relationship to economy

reply to post by Dimitri Dzengalshlevi


I wonder what ever happened to the days when a girl
would look at a guy's hand's and guess his size?
Now, a girl has to look at the guy's financial portfolio?

so that's why obama can't get the economy working right

(disclaimer: completely joking)

i guess its just a matter of penis...er opinion.

did you know finger length dictates musical ability? true story.

I thought it was those that have poorer grades in school that got the bigger dick? Finacially I'm doing well, penile length I'm satisfied. But the school grades that I got were yuck. Someone needs to redo this scientific study.

reply to post by Shrukin89


Either way I'm good.

It's so great the way academia discredit themselves. They really put the spotlight on just how stupid they really are. There is so much to be said for living life instead of graphing it. Just sayin'.

reply to post by CosmicEgg


Sounds to me like you were endowed with neither wealth nor size.

There's also a statistic correlation between population and death rate. Perhaps if we we had fewer and fewer people we would become immortal!

this really puts the african situation into proper perspective!!! and in other news, unemployment skyrockets amongst horses, analyst are baffled!!!!

Originally posted by wingsfan
this really puts the african situation into proper perspective!!! and in other news, unemployment skyrockets amongst horses, analyst are baffled!!!!

haha, that's a good point!

It seems like the larger mammals just loaf around all day, eating grass and whatnot. The smaller ones like squirrels, birds and ants actually have to work. Hmmm...

reply to post by Nosred


Depends on how you see things. Is wealth really just about money? If it is, who actually has it? If not, please define it. Who uses it wisely, benevolently? If they don't, what difference does it make?

As for size, I'm female. And I live in Helsinki, Finland. The author is a Finn from the University here. And I have no respect for academia. There is too little good work being done and too much absolute tosh like this being published.

As for you, Nosred, your reputation precedes you.