Depressed ferret escapes circus with ape and parrot in tow

“We believe that the animals escaped due to depression, since we have had unremitting rains here in Chita,” performance director of the circus Zhanna Lazerson told Interfax news agency.

The search for the ferret and the parrot is still underway. Lazerson says the bird’s acting partner is missing him a lot. As for the mammal, which is suspected of leading the grand escape, it is hoped that he will come back when he is hungry.

Depressed Ferret

See folks? The weather isn't only depressing us humans, apparently circus animals are getting depressed and overworked as well!

I always knew that one day I would see a headline describing a ferret as a ringleader in some sort of criminal activity like kidnapping. I knew it!

Read the rest of the story and watch a video here..

lol thats krazy was just watching a cartoon on escaping animals .....

poor animals i always have wondered if we had a magic mic and held it to every animals mouth and said ....


"what do you think of our hospitality"?


what the animals would respond...

Dogs would tell us we are doing too much for them, cats would tell us we are doing too little for them. Most of the other animals would tell us all to get bent and leave them alone. That's what I think anyway.

Perhaps the truth is the Ferret, Parrot and ape, just got fed up being puppets for the man.
Just wish Americans would have enough brains to turn off TV and do the same.

I am sure that this will be turned into a movie soon...........

Harry Potters Adventures with the Ferret, Ape and the Parrot, at a cinema near you....

Originally posted by davethebear
I am sure that this will be turned into a movie soon...........

Harry Potters Adventures with the Ferret, Ape and the Parrot, at a cinema near you....

I'll bet Disney has already bought the rights. ;p;

Karl would love this.

This should be a movie. For kids. And with a happy ending.

reply to post by CitizenNum287119327


Perhaps you are right, or perhaps they decided to drink their troubles away and went off in search of a local bar, got tired on the way, and wound up in the dog house.

Originally posted by davethebear
I am sure that this will be turned into a movie soon...........

Harry Potters Adventures with the Ferret, Ape and the Parrot, at a cinema near you....

Or a new animated film for kids entitled Circus (The Ferret Revolution).

Originally posted by Shirak

I'll bet Disney has already bought the rights. ;p;

If not Disney, then Pixar!

Ferret: "I am so tired of having to run through mazes and sneak money out of people's pockets. I don't even get to keep the money I steal."

Parrot: "Bark. Riiiiiiiing. Meow. Brrr-"

Ferret: "Not NOW Polly! The show is over!"

Parrot: "Sorry. Habit."

Ferret: "Yeah Yeah. So, do you ever get tired of imitating other sounds or singing random showtunes? Do you want more out of life?"

Ape: "I want more bananas. I want to strongarm someone and get my way for a change, rather than riding a bike while wearing a tutu."

Ferret: "Ya know, you look really good in that tutu."

Dog: "I want more out of life. I want more bones, more tummy rubs, more steak, more-"

Ferret: "You are so simple."

Dog: "What? I want what I want. Nothing wrong with that. What do you propose?"

Ferret: "What say we make a run for it and find our own destinies?"

Parrot: "What's a destinies?"

Ferret: (facepalm)

There we go... a scene from Circus (The Ferret Revolution)