Things I would rather do then get married again

reply to post by silent thunder


That will go down in ATS lore. Classic.

CJ

reply to post by ColoradoJens


You like? Well, thanx!

Back by popular demand, then:

Sam: Do you like her stylish locks? Don't you think she is a fox?

ST: Yes I like her stylish locks,
And yes I think she is a fox. 
But I would not, should not, tie the knot;
If it weren't for the last one, I'd have a yacht.

Sam: But would you, could you, buy her things?
Designer scarves and shiny rings?

ST: I would not, should not, buy scarves and rings. 
Instead we need ammo, silver, and other such things.
The world is ending, Sam-I-Am!
There is no time for such film-flam! 

Sam: But that's what you've been saying since '93
In the days of Bill Cooper & Ollie Stone's Kennedy.
Fess up, ole Thunder, doom aint coming soon;
Plenty of time for another honeymoon.

ST: I do not like you, Sam-I-am.
I do not like you in my head;
You are amost as evil as the Fed!

This seemed like the appropriate thread to post this in...Applies to both genders. Enjoy

Narcissists 12 Step Credo

1. We admitted we were powerless over nothing- that we could manage our lives perfectly and those of anyone else who would allow us.

2. Came to believe there was no power greater than ourselves and the rest of the world was insane.

3. Made a decision to have our loved ones and friends turn their wills and lives over to our care even though they couldn't understand us at all.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral and immoral inventory of everyone we knew.

5. Admitted to the whole world at large the exact nature of everyone else's wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to make others straighten up and do right.

7. Demanded others to either "shape up or ship out."

8. Made a list of all persons who had harmed us and became willing to go to any lengths to get even with them all.

9. Got direct revenge wherever possible. Except when to do so would cost us our own lives or at least a stiff jail sentence.

10. Continued to take the inventory of others and when they were wrong promptly and repeatedly told them about it.

11. Sought through bitching, complaining, and nagging to improve our relations with others as we couldn't understand them at all, asking only that they knuckle under and do things our way.

12. Having had a complete physical, emotional and spiritual breakdown as a result of these steps, we tried to blame others and to get sympathy and pity in all our affairs.

reply to post by Destinyone


Coffee, keyboard, etc.

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reply to post by silent thunder


Sam I am apparently has eaten too many green eggs and spam.
Thanks for the laughs: here is a limmerick as they can be done by simple folk like me:

There once was a man from idaho
who married his love from, where, I don't know
He thought she was a queen
Until she turned mean
And now he's on ATS from Colorado

Not true, but wth? I gave it a shot taking liberties with states and things...

CJ

Just when I thought i found my stalker mate

reply to post by NuroSlam


Me? I'm a dude who agreed with you throughout your "man" thread - never got a response tho' - what gives?

CJ

Originally posted by ColoradoJens
reply to post by NuroSlam

 

Me? I'm a dude who agreed with you throughout your "man" thread - never got a response tho' - what gives?

CJ

I dunno, i'll have to go back and do some reading

reply to post by NuroSlam


Tread lightly around these parts...noted!

Here is something I would do rather than hitch that wagon again...go see this!!!!



Still stalker?

This is enjoyable to me (turn down vol)



Get outta here!!




CJ
CJ

reply to post by NuroSlam


Oh Nuro darling.... Do not fret. I'm sure you'll attract a stalker yet!

Nuro Fiddles while Rome burns....Seriously Dude, I think Daphne was winking at you – check out her pic again. Yep, she's winking at you. ..!

[Aside: Thunderhead's first poem was good, but hey, I've got to admit, adendum two is a riot]

Poor Destiny knows a Narcissist, you don't know what they are until you are screwwwed – P.T.S.D.! Take 10 stalkers and 7 raping dwarves any day before a Narcissist. (Hey, actually that dwarf from “The Station Agent” is pretty sexy) www.youtube.com...

P.S. I finally figured out how to "flag" - duh, just push the little button. Don't say I nivver gave ya nuthin!!