Stock up on food now!!!!

I urge you all to stock up on bread. Tomorrow, we see the Earth in perfect alignment with the Sun!!!
Yes thats right! the Earth and Sun will be in alignment!!! I urge you all to go to the supermarket and buy as many loaves of bread as you can carry. Bottled water and toilets rolls and baby diapers too!!
IF we survive this event, we also have a possible alignment with the moon expected to take place sometime later!!
Can't say much more, I am a bit panicked after discovering this, and heading straight to the supermarket to buy MORE BREAD.
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Um.. Is this a troll thread?
If not well the earth is always in alignment with the sun..

Holy crap! Good thing I just got back from Krogering!

Lol,

Bread it is then !

Fags are actually far more important.

Worry not, nothing will happen. Relax, enjoy and have another ciggy.

umm I don't get it.

Fill me in. Why are we in danger yet again?

Originally posted by HologramDenier
I urge you all to stock up on bread. Tomorrow, we see the Earth in perfect alignment with the Sun!!!
Yes thats right! the Earth and Sun will be in alignment!!! I urge you all to go to the supermarket and buy as many loaves of bread as you can carry. Bottled water and toilets rolls and baby diapers too!!
IF we survive this event, we also have a possible alignment with the moon expected to take place sometime later!!
Can't say much more, I am a bit panicked after discovering this, and heading straight to the supermarket to buy MORE BREAD.
transmission ended.

Bread's gonna go stale. Get the Ramon noodles, canned tuna and rice. Keeps longer.

Happy shopping!

Whats the bets that the OP works at a grocery store?

I put a slice of bread on my head and went out and aligned my head with the sun and it is so hot out there that I had toast in 5 minutes.

WoW

Really? This has to be a joke, since the sun is in the center of the the solar system...

aren't we always in alignment with the sun? we DO rotate around it....

Jeezus people...This is the absolute best example I have ever seen of sarcasm on any forum and all of you are so use to the same old hum drum negativity that is usually going on here that you all missed it completely!!!

hahaha the earth is always lined up with the sun when your on earth. What a troll

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Here is an excelent reason i feel it is time that ATS developed the "Anti-Flag".
This Earth-Sun alignment has indeed already had an adverse effect on some members of our population.
I like that we can remove flags from post we have flagged but can we do to show our dislike for a thread that we have not flagged?
I beleive that the future Earth moon alignment may even be a prophetic sign of the tides of ignorance washing over us...
OP consider this my first anti flag...just for you...



fly it well...

Originally posted by HologramDenier
I urge you all to stock up on bread. Tomorrow, we see the Earth in perfect alignment with the Sun!!!
Yes thats right! the Earth and Sun will be in alignment!!! I urge you all to go to the supermarket and buy as many loaves of bread as you can carry. Bottled water and toilets rolls and baby diapers too!!
IF we survive this event, we also have a possible alignment with the moon expected to take place sometime later!!
Can't say much more, I am a bit panicked after discovering this, and heading straight to the supermarket to buy MORE BREAD.
transmission ended.

You got the right idea mate, but i think tomorrow will pass just like any other day.

But yes, that "feeling" you get is because we are close (this year)

Strange but you can already tell this is gonna be a great post!

Tesco night shift supervisor i bet.

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I'd give the op 5 flags and 10 stars if I could!

Yes do what the OP says Please

By the way I own a Bread route So please Buy Bread, but being the 1st of the month between the welfare Queens and the old farts I really don't have any trouble selling bread the 1st week of the month.

Its the end of the month when my pay drops from $2200 1st week to $1500 last week of the month.

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Buy bread, definitely. If you have enough, especially rye bread, Kenneth may finally tell us what the frequency is!

It gets worse,

we will also be in alignment with the moon.

Originally posted by berkeleygal
I put a slice of bread on my head and went out and aligned my head with the sun and it is so hot out there that I had toast in 5 minutes.

WoW

Hey why not! A friend of a friend actually made brownies in her car. She lives in Arizona and they were thrilled with the afternoon snack at work