Crank Yankers (contains foul language and bitter hatred)

Ever seen the show "Crank Yankers?" That show just pisses me off! They show no respect for hard working people! The Crank Yanker staff is a bunch of mother#ing freeloaders who's only pleasure is to drink the blood of America's economy! I don't care if they have celeberties working for them, they can fall into the gutter for all I care!

If any of you Crank Yanker fans want to antagonize me, go ahead you #ing deadbrains! You're no worse then the people who run the show you watch for what you consider to be "Entertainment." Grow up and watch something decent for a change and quit throwing money at this show that keeps killing your economy by distracting hard working men and women.

And don't give that "it's just for fun" bull#, people that think this # is fun are pathetic excuses for human beings and should be treated with the same respect as a spammer or a child pornographer!

YAY, I love the show. YAY, I love the show. HAY lady, you like the show?



IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT WATCH IT!

[Edited on 10-8-2004 by SpittinCobra]

I think its a great show! and whats more important to you a good laugh or the stupid economy? Too many things are sacrificed to make the US economy grow and if they start sacrificing quality laughter to make a few extra bucks thn thats when you know the worlds going to #. And how much would a few minutes of maybe 15 peoples day a week # the economy... minimal! How about we start complaining about the time you wasted typing your rant and how you could have been using that too boost the economy by 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000228% working overtime...
If you were offended religiously or something by the content i'd giveyou credit for your rant even if i disagree... but to claim its ruining the economy?

I happened to work for them. It hurts no one. everyone signs a release forms. It is entertainment, you're cranky. Get over it.

HEY!!! I like PIE!!!

Can I ask you some questions?!?!
1. Will you be my FRIEND?!?!
2. Will you be my FRIEND?!?!!!!!

Uhhh....
5. Will you be my FRIEND?!!?!?!

Umm...I LIKE PIE!!!

Is this Marks Sushi Place?!?!?
Do you have spaghetti?!?! Do you like spaghetti?!?! I like spaghetti!!

I just made in my pants...

Okay, I am a Christian, and do not like like foul language. But Special Ed is great "Hey Lady! I can say my ABC's. Here I go. A-B-D-G-H-Q-T-T-T-T...YAY!"

All I have to say is YEAAAY I'M GOIN TO HAWAII YEAAAY

Child pornographers? *LOL* That's too funny!

I don't know about the economy, but at most it's a bad influence in that it might encourage people who are not so clever or witty to start making crank calls to people. Even that is a weak argument against it, though. I tried watching it, but just couldn't get into it. Not my thing. But I can't see where its fans compare in any way to spammers and child pornographers. I don't even see where spammers compare to child pornographers. That's just a riot!

I've never seen it, but I am going to go ahead and say that it is the best show ever just to irritate you even more.

YAY YAY..... WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CRANK YANKERS YAY YAY..


Special Ed is awesome, I pretend to be him when telemarketers call me..it's a great laugh.

Whackmeister, out of curiosity, did you have a bad encounter with Crank Yankers? Did they call you up and play a joke on you? I'm a little confused as to how this show was able to make such a hugely negative impact on you.
I always thought of it as a mindless comedy show that was entertaining to watch/listen to as I fell asleep. I assumed that since people had to consent to being on it no one was getting hurt by it. It's always good for people to be able to laugh at themselves and not take everything so seriously 24/7.
Anyway, I thought maybe there might be something more behind your hatred of the show than what your initial post stated and if that's the case I hope you'll share it with us!