I am a Duck

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I know who this is..

My daughter would like to know if the fish nibble on your toes too? How about when you are sleeping?

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Best thread ever.


I had a somewhat similar idea a few months ago, only it was about shape-shifting Unicorns controlling the media. May your quacking go swimmingly

Oh my oh my

You are sooo delicious

www.libertineeats.com...

Otherwise - Do you think this world is a dream?

-GM

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Well, you know what they say...


If it quacks like a duck, it must be a blue footed booby


....if you're in the field of quackum mechanics

No really, you guys... I've seen impostors like this before:

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i am more or less what is known as a self reliant duck. i tend to forage for my food. Other ducks however do like to be fed by humans, these ducks are frowned upon by the general duck community.

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While sleeping we use a fish repellent to stop this common issue. It does cause issues when fishing if one forgets to clean repellent off. good question

A thread that makes fun of another thread?

Come on, regardless of whether the scientist thread was hoaxing or not ( He was) We are better than making fun of people....


Be an example.....

All this does is add rudeness and a touch of trolling.... To me, this is just as bad as hoaxing....

I am not impressed.

Good day.

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Emergency fun blanket.

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Bringer of no fun as well?

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no nastiness or maliciousness was intended in the creation of this thread. The idea of it made me laugh so i thought i would share that joy with others. After all the nastiness i have seen lately on other threads e.g..9/11 threads, i thought this would be a nice change of pace for people. I am truly sorry if i have offended people it was not my intention. It is just not in my duck nature

If it quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck........


Ever hear of the hundred monkey theory? Well, obviously someone gave Daffy a keyboard

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we just don't trust them nasty giant try hard ducks. we must and always will keep a close eye on them. Never ever trust a goose

Thank you for your prompt response. I have many alien friends who swear this has become quite the topic over cocktails at Milliways.
I'll be pleased to offer them the opinion of one who has passed rigorous ATS vetting.

Here is what we think is the OP doing field work, attempting to infiltrate the local flamingos. He decided if he dressed like a chicken, and got caught, it would be the chickens being blamed, demonstrating the mental superiority of the duck.

Originally posted by gimme_some_truth

All this does is add rudeness and a touch of trolling.... To me, this is just as bad as hoaxing....

I am not impressed.

Hmmmm...trolling....isn't that (by definition) what you are doing to this thread?

No matter how hard you try to gain respectibably Mr. Duck it just won't work.

That quacking you do is really nothing but a mating call.

I've watched you and as soon as you get the female ducks in a pool or pond of water you use your beak to hold the female still and then you have your way with her.

There is no hope of you ever becoming a respectiful member of society.

Just keep ducking the females and we will continue to enjoy delicious and tasty duck meat.

Look folks, this isn't a quacking matter.


These are serious issues we are dealing with here. There are birds dying all around us, and we can't even unify quantum pond theory!

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Sorry but quantum pond theory just does not work in the real world. You cannot provide any proofs.

By the way, how do you feel about oranges?