town in terror of violent elf

reply to post by rikgrimsby


AWESOME!

My wife and I were just talking last weekend about raising an army of Chimpanzees! We never considered elves, that would great!

I'm sure the elf could really kick my arse good, because I would be laughing too hard to defend myself, and I would be dying to get some decent cell phone pics. I would probably wind up hospitalized from the cramps I would have in my abs from laughing!

Found a thread on ats from 2008 talking about the video(s) with said gnome.
might be good to read true for people interested by it.
I myself didn't read true it just a FYI.
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Thanks,
OnlyLove.

i would say this thread will be in the hoax forum within time

looks like a midget in the video, anyways

i wouldn't propose to put this in the hoax forum without beyond reasonable doubt it was a hoax, but in my opinion .. yeah

All I gotta say is: consider the source

Actually, in reflection, this story could be connected to this one I posted a month ago or so

'Leprechaun' found in tree in Mobile, Alabama

Maybe a coincidence??

are they sure its not a dwarf??? seems like something grumpy would do lol

reply to post by operation mindcrime


Come on, smurfs....gnomes....elves.....pixies.....fairies......they're all the same; juts fairy tales as aliens are

The video has been out for a few years..old stuff...

No gnome -elf !
That';s a troll !!!
( clinches fist )
BASTURD TROLL !!!

reply to post by bluemirage5


One is good and the other is bad.

Get a posse together and hunt this thing down! It shouldn't be hard to find. Don't they usually hang around in backyard gardens?

Why is the Gnome walking sideways like a fricking crab?

What's up with that? lol!

That suddenly made this whole crazy story even more hilarious!

reply to post by alohagirl21


ok......so how do you know? Folklore? LOL

Originally posted by bluemirage5
they both have pointy ears and they're both small are'nt they?

who cares what the difference is

I represent the EMCRC (Equality and Mythical Creatures Commission). As a representative of the Commission, I have to inform you that your comment is both offensive and racist. Our department of fairy-lawyers are currently in the process of divining your address so that they can send in the Jabberwocky to 're-educate' you.

Let this be a warning to you all. My clients take racism of this sort VERY seriously Be thankful you didn't offend the dryads O_O

Hmm... Seems like the Keebler's are on strike. Let's just pray that "Death by Chocolate" is only a type of cake... 'Cause I don't think anyone would survive that kind of flood. Or stoning. Or hey, maybe they'll just feed a lot to the kids and drive the parents insane with all the wall-bouncing.

reply to post by JackofBlades


You mean specist?

This is what happens when you let dani devito out for halloween

Originally posted by rikgrimsby

town in terror of violent elf

www.thesun.co.uk

A VIOLENT elf is terrorising a town by stalking locals and beating them up, it emerged yesterday.

The creature is said to have big ears and always wears a pointy hat.

It is believed to be behind up to a dozen brutal attacks on kids and old men.

The gnome has even KNOCKED people off their bikes and rained PUNCHES on them.

Read more: www.thesun.co.uk...

(visit the link for the full news article)

I have said this time and time again you have to let sleeping Elf's lie , you mess with them and they react ,
Just give him back his lucky charms and they will leave them alone .

It was a nice holiday,

The Argentine wine and beef is exceptionally good.

Hope me and the boys didn't scare the locals too much, we warned the Gnomes to stay away room people but hey ho they had a few too many south american pan continent daffodil gargle blasters that night :-)





Mischevious Regards,

Elf