Barack Obama: Shape Shifting Reptillian Overlord or Pure Human?

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Note: This post is a satire. Apparently not everyone gets it.

The questionable birth certificate: Why would any presidential candidate try so desperately to hide a real birth certificate? Perhaps because reptilian overlords do not receive birth certificates, they congeal out of a pile of goo! The voting public would never vote for a space reptilian and if the plan for world domination ever leaked to the general there would be mass chaos, thus the Republican party could never reveal Obama's true ancestry and the reptilian conspiracy continues.

Is there enough evidence to conclusively prove that Barack Obama is a reptilian overlord hell bent on taking over the world? I believe that the results are inconclusive, on one hand Obama has yet to prove without a shadow of a doubt that he is not a reptilian and a man in a position with as much power as the President of the United States should calm the American public and prove he is completely human.

Aha. More conclusive evidence that our president is not what he seems to be. We have always suspected him of not being truthful about his shady past and this is more evidence coming to light. He may run but he cannot hide from the American people, who are diligently pursuing the truth.

Beside that, what he's doing is unconstitutional. If the founding fathers wanted a reptilian in office it would say so.

Btw: lol:

Why does he have to be Reptillian, I flagged this because its just amazing how far things go with "O" Wouldnt he have orders too from the same who give every other nation orders, just sayen.

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I've seen a couple of these threads lately, a couple of well put together videos too but I suppose it beats the thousands of oboma is osama threads

David.

Originally posted by Sestias
Aha. More conclusive evidence that our president is not what he seems to be.

Where?
I see no evidence in this OP.

He is a white wolf in black sheep's clothing. No reptilian, just mammal, a deceptive one at that.

He's a sasquatch who's lost his hair because he was targeted by HAARP while flying his holographic plane through the energy-beam weapons that were demolishing the WTC complex on rapture day in the Illuminati-relevant month of 11-11-11-11

To be honest I can´t take that seriously,

Maybe he´s from Hawaii or somewhere out of the United States but from a pile of goo I think is a bit far fetched.

Plus in order to take over the world he would be better starting small and sorting out inhouse problems first.

Most of us outside the states are not too bothered about him at all.

threads like these do not help the birther cause

just sayin.

Originally posted by TXRabbit
He's a sasquatch who's lost his hair because he was targeted by HAARP while flying his holographic plane through the energy-beam weapons that were demolishing the WTC complex on rapture day in the Illuminati-relevant month of 11-11-11-11

lol, I love how serious some posts are here, "I don't see conclusive evidence ". I'm happy to see a sense of humor has not escaped all of you in your search for truth in conspiracies.

There no proof that hes a Reptilian. First people were calling him the AntiChrist now hes a fn Alien.......In reality he probably not from the US. Simple.

How many of these threads are you going to post? So far I see 2 and both are a waste.

i dont get when people say shape-shifting reptilian, if its a shape-shifter would it have a true form? i mean how do you know its reptile when reptilian can just be another mask?


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Originally posted by strafgod
i dont get when people say shape-shifting reptilian, if its a shape-shifter would it have a true form? i mean how do you know its reptile when reptilian can just be another mask?

 

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Interesting point, VERY.

Well, why not?
It's just as believable that he's reptilian as it is that he's not a natural born citizen or that he's the anti-christ.

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Lol, gave you a star and flag just for your sig!

Some of these posters are just making me chuckle so much, "Why so serious?"

Originally posted by neo96
threads like these do not help the birther cause

just sayin.

neo the Birther Cause doesn't help the Birther Cause.

I dislike the guy too, but chasing the BC issue is now a waste of time, if the case is ever proven, then how long till he's impeached?

A couple of years with all the formalities, holdups, and other delaying tactics?

Wouldn't a better use of the time left until the election be better spent coming up with a real and viable candidate that has a shot at replacing him?

If the Republican party can come up with a real alternative, you guys will get your way, but if they can only offer Bachmann, then YOU are giving him 4 more years.

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i look at it like this:

obama supporters

obama detractors.

they are all voters.

the issues do not really matter doesnt matter if they think if hes a reptilian or he wasnt born here whatever the issue is rather moot.

the only thing that matters is those who vote if they dont like the guy they are not going to vote for him and whoever likes the guy will vote for him.

obama supporters numbers have diminished

obama detractors numbers have increased.

only the 2012 election we will see the truth of that.


til then i think people are free to say and think what they want another given is obama supporters and obama detractors pretty much dont like each other or think highly of each other.

I think even if this were in the alien/ UFO section it might be taken down as a hoax.
Is it possible there are moderators who believe you? Sarcasm eh? I didn't hear the inflection.

Hes a PUPPET, plain and simple.

Just like Bush and presidents before.

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I'm gonna go pure. I would say shape-shifter, but I really think when he leaves office, the only shape shifting that's going to happen is around the mid-section area.

CJ

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And then what? Seriously? Any one in office is a puppet. ANYONE. We are owned by the military and that is it.

CJ