Weird question but...How can i go about being Abducted?

Why on earth would somebody want to be abducted by aliens...? I can understand why somebody would like to have an 1on1 encounter and see an UFO from the inside or have a ride through our solarsystem with one of them. But having the wish to be abducted...?!! Are you in search of an adrinaline rush or a fright experiance, maybe being tortured by little ugly green men...? There are other and more succesful ways to accomplish that,

So why...?

And to answer your question...do some research on places with alien abductions..set out camp on the place with most abductions and wait....and hope.