POOP BURGER: Japanese Researcher Creates Artificial Meat From Human Feces

reply to post by manta78


Are you sure this isn't a 'veggie burger'?

LOL!!!
Best thread title I have read in a long time!
In the near future it will be heard "SOYLENT GREEN(and kinda brownish) IS (what) PEOPLE (ate yesterday)!!!!

reply to post by manta78


Anyone familiar with the The Yes Men will recall a similar suggestion regarding recycled meats ........ but this Japanese scientist is not kidding.

The Yes Men - Burger




So this sewage mud meat is 10-20 times more expensive than `niormal` meat at the moment and with additional research etc. it could be sold for the same price of normal meat - - No doubt it will fly off the shelves .


Unbelievable

reply to post by Driftinelf


I don't know but a few people are going to be upset if it is.....
2nd.

I have heard rumors that in many meat packing plants...feces is mixed in with the meat that is packaged and sold in grocery stores. They don't process the meat ....as they should.....

So...(if this is true) and I bet it is...many have been eating meat with poop in it for a long time.

I am just wondering who on earth would eat these new poop burgers? Not me!

Originally posted by Driftinelf
reply to post by manta78

 

Are you sure this isn't a 'veggie burger'?

It very well could have been at one time

This is so disgusting, ick!!!!! I wouldn't trust
the product - what if they don't get rid of
the bad stuff the way they are suppose to.
Very leary of those who make presentations
with a hand pointer, especially in this
case

Originally posted by boondock-saint
OK, It's official.
I just lost my dinner.
Don't do that again.

How disgusting.

But there was an article on ATS
a few months back which showed
a Prison in Brazil which used their
feces to generate enough electricity to
run their prison.

Our electricity and now our food,
me thinks my stomach can't handle
the future

Sorry boondock......
Welcome to our future!

Originally posted by ADVISOR

Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and okay for you!

One applaud to the first one to u2u me with the correct answer, what is that line from?

nvm - sorry

Originally posted by caladonea
I have heard rumors that in many meat packing plants...feces is mixed in with the meat that is packaged and sold in grocery stores. They don't process the meat ....as they should.....

So...(if this is true) and I bet it is...many have been eating meat with poop in it for a long time.

I am just wondering who on earth would eat these new poop burgers? Not me!

I sure hope those rumors were wrong......

So is this how they plan to 'filter' the radiation out of their meat?
How priceless would it be to see Moochelle Obama scarfing one of these down?
I hope America shows it's backbone before this Demolition Man lifestyle scenario comes to life. No wonder in that movie the resistance were living in the sewers- sewers were no longer used.

Yeah! Happy Meals!

Soon McD will have another new mascot!!

Out goes the HamBurgler

In Comes the TurdBurgler!

Can't wait to see his costume!

Trying to look on the bright side and not get crappy about the whole thing, I suppose this could be used somewhere down the road as a potential animal feed product. They wouldn't know what they are eating.

Clearly this would not be acceptable to most people as a food substitute.

reply to post by Ultraman2011


Let's just hope that WE know what we will be
eating in the future......

i guess its time to buy 100 acres and 20 head of cattle and start mt proteus farm throw in a few pigs and a dozen chickens

Originally posted by CitizenNum287119327

In Comes the TurdBurgler!

Can't wait to see his costume!

Bedazzled thong, pink feather boa, sequined jester shoes, BIG Elton John shades.

This thread is giving me the munchies
trust the japs to make anything edible

I can't see the big deal tho.... most take out food tastes like crap anyway

I bet Mcdonalds will be changing the contents of their Mc nuggets

Folks, if you want to solve "food supply" issues, this is a start. As long as the "creation" of artificial meat has nutritional value, it's good to go. Just get over the fact that we are what we eat and basically everything comes out as "crap". Get it? Y'all do the animal kingdoms a favor by coming up with better ideas!

First of all, recycled human feces protein may go the way of the Pyron and mad-cow. I'm just saying this is really not something to seriously consider. I can see the powers that be laughing in exctasy over watching the mindless slaves eat their own poop protein.

Seriously... this is some evil nasty nearly devil inspired science.

It's nutty! Or corny...

Originally posted by pikypiky
Folks, if you want to solve "food supply" issues, this is a start. As long as the "creation" of artificial meat has nutritional value, it's good to go. Just get over the fact that we are what we eat and basically everything comes out as "crap". Get it? Y'all do the animal kingdoms a favor by coming up with better ideas!

That's all fine and dandy...... but I think I'll give that radioactive pattie a miss.... no pootonium for me!