How Gravity Works!

Lately, I have seen a great deal of misconception regarding the function, origin, and "How's & Why's" of gravity, and what causes this phenomenon to exist, and the mechanism by which it exerts itself over a distance, seemingly without any intervening force.

And I am quite frankly SHOCKED that there are still people who do not understand how gravity functions.

So, I have taken it upon myself to explain the hows and WHY'S of gravity, in as simple, and easy to understand language as possible.

So, without further ado... here is ErtaiNaGia's Functional understanding of the Nearly Invisible force of gravity:


#1. Just be yourself.

Gravity can tell if you are pretending to be someone who you are not. If you don't understand Gravity, this means that you are trying to fake who you are.

Stop doing that.

#2. Stop worrying about how other people see you.

Living for other people's opinions is a sure fire way to not understand gravity.

Gravity want's original people to reveal itself to... and if you don't already understand gravity, this means that you are merely copying people that you see on television, and gravity does not like that one bit.

#3. Be Confident.

Don't worry about What you should be confident in, what skill you posses that you should be confident with, or whatever... these are superfluous questions.

Just be confident IN yourself.... Gravity reveals its secrets to those with self confidence, and if you don't understand gravity, then you are not confident in yourself.

#4. Stop worrying about gravity so much.

Gravitons can smell desperation... they have supernatural powers like that.

Stop worrying about each and every little Higgs-Boson that you happen to see, and just be yourself.

Eventually you will find a Higgs-Boson that you understand, and that understands you... and then the secrets will be revealed to you.

So, just to summarize... the reason that you don't understand gravity, is because you are a self centered, Desperate, faker, with no self confidence.


Otherwise, you would already understand the force of gravity.

There is CLEARLY something terribly wrong with you, since only perfect people understand gravity.... Therefore you, by logical extension, MUST be Imperfect in some way.

Stop being so NEEDY with your desire to understand gravity... just do your own thing, and live your own life... and eventually, the understanding of gravity will "Fall" into your life, like magic!

Because what would gravitational understanding want to do with someone as vain, shallow, and desperate as you anyways?

-Koan

Wait, wait.
...
... What?
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reply to post by ErtaiNaGia


Uh................................what?

I thought that my explanation was quite simple and easy to understand, actually.

Was there any specific part that you were having trouble comprehending?

I'll try to explain it better if you spell out which specific parts you are having trouble with.

-Koan

Originally posted by ErtaiNaGia
I thought that my explanation was quite simple and easy to understand, actually.

Was there any specific part that you were having trouble comprehending?

I'll try to explain it better if you spell out which specific parts you are having trouble with.

-Koan

I got lost at the part where the scientific explanation was supposed to begin and the self help did instead

This is madness Koan...madness!

reply to post by ErtaiNaGia


You've made things crystal clear in the virtual sense!

reply to post by ErtaiNaGia

Umm...
What does this have anything to do with gravity?

reply to post by Hawking

I got lost at the part where the scientific explanation was supposed to begin and the self help did instead

Yeah.... Tell me about it.

XD

-Koan

reply to post by dethduck

Umm...
What does this have anything to do with gravity?

I'm trying to explain how to get a working understanding of gravity.

And since understanding gravity only happens to people who are already perfect... that means if you don't understand gravity... you must be flawed in some way.

Q.E.D. Fix yourself, and you will understand gravity!

It's quite simple, really.

-Koan

Originally posted by ErtaiNaGia


Yeah.... Tell me about it.

XD

-Koan

Nice moogle though buddy

Gravity is false, there is only magnetism and atmospheric presure,how is that for original gravity?I understand everything you have said.Now do you understand me ?

quote Marty Mcfly "Woh, heavy Doc'"

reply to post by ErtaiNaGia


LMAO!
If this was meant as humor, I applaud you.
Both subtle and brilliant.

This was meant as a joke, right?
...
... right?

reply to post by dethduck

This was meant as a joke, right?

Lol.... It's a Koan.

en.wikipedia.org...

-Koan

reply to post by ErtaiNaGia


Ah, cool.
I've known of these but was not aware that there was a name for them.
Interesting concept. Learn something new, learn something old.

By the way, love the Kratos moogle.
Kupo Die!!!

reply to post by dethduck

Ah, cool.
I've known of these but was not aware that there was a name for them.
Interesting concept. Learn something new, learn something old.

By the way, love the Kratos moogle.
Kupo Die!!!

Ah, thank you.... I wish I could take credit for the picture, but it is not mine.

BTW, 20 points to the first student who answers this Koan correctly.

-Koan

Originally posted by ErtaiNaGia
reply to post by dethduck

 

Ah, cool.
I've known of these but was not aware that there was a name for them.
Interesting concept. Learn something new, learn something old.

By the way, love the Kratos moogle.
Kupo Die!!!

Ah, thank you.... I wish I could take credit for the picture, but it is not mine.

BTW, 20 points to the first student who answers this Koan correctly.

-Koan

edit on 9-6-2011 by ErtaiNaGia because: spelling

So it's about attraction between two people, and how to approach and handle yourself with the one you feel "gravity" towards?

reply to post by dethduck

So it's about attraction between two people, and how to approach and handle yourself with the one you feel "gravity" towards?

No.

Good try though.

-Koan

By the way, sourced your Avatar.
My Google -fu is still strong.

Ah!
Gravity =women!

reply to post by dethduck

Ah!
Gravity =women!

Close.... but your answer to the koan doesn't demonstrate an understanding of the underlying concept OF the koan.

You are getting closer though.

-Koan