My hairpulling experiences with Trolls - Share your best troll quotes for a laugh

I thought I would make a thread about troll quotes, just so that everyone can post and share their humorous moments with trolls then enraged them beyond beleif.

This thread should contain nothing more then the quote from the trolls, and your reactions to it.

Lets have a good laugh.

-GM

"They see me trollin, they hatin, tryna catch my writing dirty, tryna catch me writing dirty"

My reaction to that was dancing.

A troll once said to me after a long argument and confrontation.

Troll: "I will filter your anger and absorb it into nutrients - Om nom nom"


Needless to say in that moment I pulled on my hair and shrieked - the arrow hit its mark well.

Damn it all,

-GM

Originally posted by Gradius Maximus
I thought I would make a thread about troll quotes,
This thread should contain nothing more then the quote from the trolls, and your reactions to it.
Lets have a good laugh.

This is the way I see it:

You started a thread, which is nothing but troll bait.
This makes you the troll.

reply to post by Gradius Maximus



You'll find the BEST troll (and others) quotes in here:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

reply to post by BrokenCircles


But...We are just sharing and having a good laugh about past topics,

Since you are the one bringing up the negative influence,

Doesnt that make you the troll?

This was so obviously a troll

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