TORSO-less Porn Star Dirk Magma - An Inspiration to EVERYONE! And Dt. Dick Shield? Check him out!

I have never heard of Booneville/Placenta Heights before but this town is NUTS!!! Directly from downtown Placenta Heights, the torso-less pornstar Dirk's main movie hit, "My Own Meat" sold over a million copies. The main point here is that this person overcame his disability and didn't complain on the way. What an inspiration! Also, check out the other hit show "Dick Shield" and a couple others! Wow. Placenta Heights just got a rockin' new channel! Also, give a fellow ATS member a little love for some creative fun! Come on people, giggle a little bit and toss out some stars for the E! Written, directed, and filmed by yours truly...



And imagine being the only bare-bottom chapped Dt. in the NYPD. Must be hard, but this guy is only after the bad guys...



I played this guy last week at the Boonville Rec Center - WTF?



Big news story about a Pet Chef in Booneville:



Finally, big news about Placenta Heights Youth and their assult on our sleep on Thursday Nights...



Oh, one last one...this is the biggest local hit here in Booneville. The Stephen Sidebottom Show...These two guys are total local heros due to their internet fame. Although the "studio" (actually Dougie's room) holds only six people, tickets have een sold out in advance for at least six days...very popular here...what do you think? Is Stephen as hot as we all think?



Here is from local sports...



Here is from the local stand-up joint...good local stufF!



Does anyone live in Booneville? Seem like a great place!

ColoradoJens

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God damn it, is school out already?
I hate this time of year!!!

I watched the first video but stopped there,

I think its pretty disgusting that his disability is being taken advantage of like that and I bet that hot girl he has doesnt stick around long when hes not famous anymore.

To the OP shame on you for promoting the exploitation of accident victims

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LOL, clearly its a joke!

The Girl in the next to last video is Angela Goethals she was the prettiest victim on "Without a Trace". She played a blind girl that got abducted and raped, pity she never saw the guy coming.

Originally posted by Poker
The Girl in the next to last video is Angela Goethals she was the prettiest victim on "Without a Trace". She played a blind girl that got abducted and raped, pity she never saw the guy coming.

No Way! Awesome! Angela was also the disturbed daughter of the CIA or whatever chief of "24"...Thanks for noticing! Worked with a lot of kick a actors in NY! I am proud she said my words!

ColoradoJens

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
I watched the first video but stopped there,

I think its pretty disgusting that his disability is being taken advantage of like that and I bet that hot girl he has doesnt stick around long when hes not famous anymore.

To the OP

shame on you for promoting the exploitation of accident victims

You don't really think there is anyone running around without a torso do you? And BTW, he doesn't balme the "sea turtle" for the accident..

If you truly are seeking the truth, and not just glossing over, here is the into of the movie...They are DEAD serious about the subject matter...watch how serious this is...sweet pull in!




CJ

LOL I was just joking to anyone who took me seriously

Great stuff!
Very enjoyable.

Originally posted by Asktheanimals
Great stuff!
Very enjoyable.

Thanks! I appreciate it! For me, the enjoyable part is working with all of these hilarious people; getting a chance to collaborate and having some fun. It's great to be able to laugh a lot of the day.

CJ

Originally posted by ColoradoJens

Originally posted by Asktheanimals
Great stuff!
Very enjoyable.

Thanks! I appreciate it! For me, the enjoyable part is working with all of these hilarious people; getting a chance to collaborate and having some fun. It's great to be able to laugh a lot of the day.

CJ

Are you one of these guys????

Which ones you dude?

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff

Originally posted by ColoradoJens

Originally posted by Asktheanimals
Great stuff!
Very enjoyable.

Thanks! I appreciate it! For me, the enjoyable part is working with all of these hilarious people; getting a chance to collaborate and having some fun. It's great to be able to laugh a lot of the day.

CJ

Are you one of these guys????

Which ones you dude?

Hey, thanks for following this IKnOWStuff! Yeah, Sedagive Entertainment is my company (with my bro)...I write, direct, shoot, and rarely act! I will admit, unfortunately, that indeed I am the "Pizza Face" basketball player...not my best days...thanks again for checking in!

CJ

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LOL

Then Im gonna guess you saw the humour in my first post

Watched em all, funny # dude

Didnt feel the need to say it coz anyone who watched em woulda known

I enjoyed it but normally dont flag stuff like this as its really just pawning off other peoples stuff as your own and getting credit, But as your the maker and act as well it defo deserves S&F

Top # dude keep up the good work

Edit: LMAO just reread the OP you say you wrote em right there

I am now officially one of those dumbasses who because they didnt properly read the OP asked a dumbass question

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
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LOL

Then Im gonna guess you saw the humour in my first post

Watched em all, funny # dude

Didnt feel the need to say it coz anyone who watched em woulda known

I enjoyed it but normally dont flag stuff like this as its really just pawning off other peoples stuff as your own and getting credit, But as your the maker and act as well it defo deserves S&F

Top # dude keep up the good work

Thanks man! Yeah, if you saw my reply to your first post, I knew you were screwing around...totally cool for the flag - thanks!

CJ

funny stuff! In the midst of all the doom & gloom it is appreciated... I have an idea for you..hows about a guy has his friend post all of his you tube videos that he made of him and his friends to promote his film company on a consperacy theory website where they can be viewed by tons of people. Maybe have the friend post a few comments then the guy who did it all pops in and gets the glory once he sees that pople llike it. Even have a forum moderator say its great...here's where it gets good...the guy blows up! I mean gets huge... It has happened before a you tube video goes viral and someone gets a record or acting gig...like say Bo... Uhhh Bo fo sho...sorry... Anyway the guy is huge.. Fame... Money... Girls every where... It worked! Then a knock & Seth Rogan serves court papers dressed like a Rabbi ... Turns out that he violated the terms of usage agreement he agreed to when he signed up as a member of the website he and a friend posted the videos on... Now he owes the website owners millions of dollars for each post and pageview accrued... Fame to flat broke just like that... I only thought of it because I once say a guy get thretened by a moderator on this very website for promoting his company on a thread.... Heart beating fast? Iknow funny... Right?

Sorry just my sad attempt at being funny... Im sure you are fine as a moderator already stopped by... Wait you... I mean "the guy" will have to pay for the moderator's post too... Thats even better...Lol... I want my cut if you do use it

Originally posted by wastedown
funny stuff! In the midst of all the doom & gloom it is appreciated... I have an idea for you..hows about a guy has his friend post all of his you tube videos that he made of him and his friends to promote his film company on a consperacy theory website where they can be viewed by tons of people. Maybe have the friend post a few comments then the guy who did it all pops in and gets the glory once he sees that pople llike it. Even have a forum moderator say its great...here's where it gets good...the guy blows up! I mean gets huge... It has happened before a you tube video goes viral and someone gets a record or acting gig...like say Bo... Uhhh Bo fo sho...sorry... Anyway the guy is huge.. Fame... Money... Girls every where... It worked! Then a knock & Seth Rogan serves court papers dressed like a Rabbi ... Turns out that he violated the terms of usage agreement he agreed to when he signed up as a member of the website he and a friend posted the videos on... Now he owes the website owners millions of dollars for each post and pageview accrued... Fame to flat broke just like that... I only thought of it because I once say a guy get thretened by a moderator on this very website for promoting his company on a thread.... Heart beating fast? Iknow funny... Right?

Sorry just my sad attempt at being funny... Im sure you are fine as a moderator already stopped by... Wait you... I mean "the guy" will have to pay for the moderator's post too... Thats even better...Lol... I want my cut if you do use it

I see what you mean...wasn't my original intent...most of these clips are pretty old and going through some vid files I started laughing...I was just hoping to get some laughs going. And yes, if anything garners attention you'll get your cut

CJ

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I did laugh... My post was intended to be a little tounge in cheek...i ejoyed the vidjas... thanks again. Keep it up! Have to admit it would be a funny skit tho lol ... later on friend

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
I watched the first video but stopped there,

I think its pretty disgusting that his disability is being taken advantage of like that and I bet that hot girl he has doesnt stick around long when hes not famous anymore.

To the OP

shame on you for promoting the exploitation of accident victims

I don't think in the first video it is a real guy with a disability...they are using trick photography...but I really don't like they way they are mocking people with disabilities....that just is not cool.

Many of you think making fun of disabled people is funny...well...it isn't.

Originally posted by caladonea

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff
I watched the first video but stopped there,

I think its pretty disgusting that his disability is being taken advantage of like that and I bet that hot girl he has doesnt stick around long when hes not famous anymore.

To the OP

shame on you for promoting the exploitation of accident victims

I don't think in the first video it is a real guy with a disability...they are using trick photography...but I really don't like they way they are mocking people with disabilities....that just is not cool.

Many of you think making fun of disabled people is funny...well...it isn't.

edit on 1-6-2011 by caladonea because: (no reason given)

Caldonea, look at the subjects; please. This is as real as it gets. When was the last time you saw a documentary on a guy with no torso and and eybrowless man? Come on now! Let's stop the sensitivity!
Also, if you can't see a joke around a torso less porn star you may never be able to laugh, sorry.

CJ

I liked the pizza face one. "meee!!! meee!!!"