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Like most life lessons, those doled out by JFK International Airport’s inquisitive TSA agents must be learned the hard way. After Dave Candland setup an ill-advised airport security joke, a lovely young lady with a surprisingly tender touch supplied our away team with an unexpected punch line.
“Blue gloves or clear?”
Originally posted by starwarsisreal
Welcome to the USSA (United Socialist State of Amerika) Where old ladies, 9 year olds, Beauty contestants and now game makers are sexually violated
Originally posted by bsbray11
You're going to have to explain the gloves thing to me.
You're not seriously saying she stuck her fingers up their bums as part of the search are you?
"Either way, my excruciatingly intimate adventures through LAX and JFK are finally over"
Originally posted by Shuzitzu
reply to post by bsbray11
"Either way, my excruciatingly intimate adventures through LAX and JFK are finally over"
Indeed it would seem that he got the fingers up the old' waste extractor...
Simply too far.... Could you IMAGINE the up-roar from the Islamic community if a Muslim women in a Burka was subjected to the same treatment...
The TSA know this, so they pick on and single out the least likely suspects to be Terrorist... I know they're only doing their job, but DO IT RIGHT?! Remember why your even being paid in the first place:
- To prevent similar terrorist attacks..
- To stop extremest group trained men/women getting on board an aircraft to do some damage...
Not to shove your fingers up some innocent guy's private bits.edit on 5/29/2011 by Shuzitzu because: Typo correction
Originally posted by Shuzitzu
reply to post by 547000
It was fairly shocking news to me, however, feel free to enter a mod request to move it to the appropriate forum section.
Also feel free to contribute in context to the topic in some way.
Originally posted by deltaboy
Always knew Islamic terrorists would win. Instead of arresting Arabs they are arresting white people and children.