new state of the art toilets by kohler

reply to post by alysha.angel


This has got to be one of the most pointless....

Talk about a waste of money...

The seat raises and lowers by itself... It has feet warmers and even a seat warmer.... The thing has a remote control for god sake...

I could find many better ways to spend $7,000...

Plus with my luck I would press the wrong button and end up getting a tampon stuck where the sun don't shine, or something

Originally posted by Fishticon84
I'd pay that for one that gently spreads, sucks it out, then wipes.
Also it would have to have an arm that comes out to hold my thing and then give it a slight jiggle while im standing.

You can get that with a Shop-Vac and broke neighbor for far less than $7,000.

This is undoubtedly the high point of human civilization.

Food. Water. Shelter. $7,000 Crapper.

Or something.

reply to post by alysha.angel


I love the big red STOP button... Like something has gone seriously, seriously wrong and if it doesn't stop now it's only going to get much, much worse.

first who puts a toilet in the middle of the living room. second, i got distracted by the chick. so i didn't get that far into knowing what's so special about it.

i give that company an 11 out of 10 for the choice of girls they put in their ads.

i give the company 2 out of 10 for intelligence and engineering for placing a toilet in the living room.

i'll stick to a regular toilet in the bathroom, instead of a high tech toilet in the living room.

It's hilarious how in the third image of the "Home" tab they are
hanging out with the toilet, kind of guarding it or sharing with
it, and she is holding her purse as if it's a pay toilet or maybe
they are expecting a cab...

Truly bizarre.

AWESOME!!!!

I think it is amazing the thing has a telescoping spray bar/blow dryer. No I aint never used no water washer on my hiney, but if I did it better put out some serious PSI of water to do the job.

I wonder if they would let me come to the show room for a test drive or two, you know to get the feel of the thing.

I have one fear, being that your setting on a electronic machine that sprays water at one of your favorite areas, what are the chances the machine gets a short and gives you a little "electrical lovin" with the water sprayer? Now that could be a real deal breaker for me

Nothing takes the fun out of Library time like getting a electrical short while on the thrown

I'm surprised bidets haven't become more popular here. I question why we use toilet paper only, in the first place. If you had muddy hands, would you not use water, and only a paper towel? Water always works better, especially when it's warm, and you can heat your buttocks and listen to music while cleaning yourself.

IMO, America has it backwards in terms of cleaning ones anus. We constantly use paper which isn't thick enough, tears, and you end up getting poo on your fingers, or it's rough, and can cause bleading, or it's tough to get it 100% clean the way water or a wet wipe would. Almost every guy I know complains about having to use low quality toilet paper at various places.

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How are you supposed to go with all that going on??? The whole city could see your advanced poop!!!

Can i use one of these as a replacement for my crappy computer chair? haha

I wont lie... I shed a tear over this one.

This must be how Kraftwerk goes to the bathroom

Robots have to poop too I guess.

Originally posted by j35us

Originally posted by captaintyinknots
I love the fact that it has a blow drier for your hiney.

Call a plumber, the s# just hit the fan!

Anyone else think it's a little creepy that they have it right out in the open in front of a large glass window? Freeing sure but anyone on that deck is in for a surprise.

They are exebitionists with that placement, of course there is no other furniture so after dropping 7k on that thing they had no money for other furniture. Notice how it's in that all glass house in california? I'd like them to show how it looks in a shack in arkansas.

This is amongst the most stupid things I've ever seen...

I cant say anything else. When I think humans cant do anything more stupid, they go ahead and redeem themselves...

Gives a new meaning to the expression "your **** doesnt stink" tho...

Wonder if it still works if the power goes out?

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Coming soon Music to poop too volume one Thats all I had to say on that subject, lets see if this sentence takes up two lines.

Nothing on this toilet is new technology, as someone else mentioned these features have been popular in Japan for quite a while. It's fairly new to America though. Kohler is a high-end fixture company, even their more standard products are pricy. But they are of extremely high quality and excellent aesthetic design, so for those who are willing to pay for quality Kohler has long been the go-to company. I'm in the construction industry and we use Kohler a lot in commercial applications because their customer support is excellent and their products last forever. If you guys think 7k is a lot for a toilet then I suggest you not bother pricing their high-end tubs and showers, I'll just say that you can't afford them Actually 7k is the "list" price for this toilet, the street price is probably more in the 5k range.Obviously that's a lot for the average person, but like I said, Kohler's high end stuff is not intended for the average person.

Kind of a new spin on the term "Born with a silver spoon in your mouth," although the last three words need to be changed as to where the spoon was found.

Think I have a new project! The way I figure it, The cost in savings on toilet paper will justify the endeavor.

Get the cheap one for less than a hundred bucks, and make your own water heater, here's how.

Put a coil of tubing about 20 feet into a 5 gallon bucket of water, then put an aquarium submersible heater into the bucket and set to desired temp. Simple enough! I already have the tubing and heater, as well as a closet next to the toilet to stash the bucket in.

The redneck heated bidet! coming to a trailer park near you. lol

Pfffftttt...where the hell is the internet connectivity and flip out LCD screen? ONLY 6 user presets? Good god man. It's an insult to toiletry furnishings.