A new and very important prediction for August, 2011

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You know.. all I was doing was offer you a nice cold popsicle from the freezer in my basement...

(edit) finally got the avatar right.. LOL

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Neither of you realize that the OP is self-prophesying a ridiculous yet positive event in the hopes of people self-fulfilling it and/or mocking the large quantity of nonsensical and illogical predictions and prophecies that have become all to common on ATS, BUT is NOT actually promoting this seriously.

Why so serious?

Originally posted by lightworker12
A brilliant idea

"But baby, I only want to fulfill the prophecy..."

Haha...no you can't have a headache today dear, it's the day!

Riiiiiiiiight.

Get outta town with that BS!

Originally posted by Nurv47
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Neither of you realize that the OP is self-prophesying a ridiculous yet positive event in the hopes of people self-fulfilling it and/or mocking the large quantity of nonsensical and illogical predictions and prophecies that have become all to common on ATS, BUT is NOT actually promoting this seriously.

Why so serious?

edit on 23-5-2011 by Nurv47 because: (no reason given)

Either of those outcomes would be fantastic.



I also did I not post a random date generator in the OP. Should be pretty self explanatory...
*sigh* well I can see this just didn't go as planned. Carry on in your doom.

Originally posted by seeker11

Originally posted by showintail
... But who will watch the children?...

Note to self, stay away from wrinkly creepy old men in oct...

Like I said, consenual!!

Read the thread. !@#$

Lmao! Ok, my bad I thought it meant consentual age. Maybe its bedtime

Originally posted by showintail

Originally posted by seeker11

Originally posted by showintail
... But who will watch the children?...

Note to self, stay away from wrinkly creepy old men in oct...

Like I said, consenual!!

Read the thread. !@#$

Lmao! Ok, my bad

I thought it meant consentual age. Maybe its bedtime

Teehehe I think I meant both

All peoples of the age of consent will spontaneously and CONSENSUALLY have a good time

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Ah! Well then! I can't wait!

Originally posted by seeker11

Originally posted by Nurv47
reply to post by Retikx

 

Neither of you realize that the OP is self-prophesying a ridiculous yet positive event in the hopes of people self-fulfilling it and/or mocking the large quantity of nonsensical and illogical predictions and prophecies that have become all to common on ATS, BUT is NOT actually promoting this seriously.

Why so serious?

edit on 23-5-2011 by Nurv47 because: (no reason given)

Either of those outcomes would be fantastic.

I also did I not post a random date generator in the OP. Should be pretty self explanatory...
*sigh* well I can see this just didn't go as planned. Carry on in your doom.

edit on 23-5-2011 by seeker11 because: (no reason given)

That was my favorite part...

But now people are making this thread sad...

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Or... you don't get that we get it.

Originally posted by xFiDgetx


That was my favorite part...

But now people are making this thread sad...

It's quite alright. I shall carry on in my make believe world and be happy.
A queen in my imaginary castle, I step out once in a while to breathe the doom and gloom so I don't get too complacent, balance it all out and shut myself in again.



Weeeeeeee

Originally posted by HunterKiller
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You know.. all I was doing was offer you a nice cold popsicle from the freezer in my basement...

(edit) finally got the avatar right.. LOL

edit on 23-5-2011 by HunterKiller because: (no reason given)

LOL how did I miss this one.

Well thanks, I will most certainly be suspicious of any offerings of cold (or warm) popsicles in anyone's basement.

Seeker, thank you for the smile!

It is a good thought anyway, except for the resulting baby boom nine months out.

Your dreams are much more pleasant than mine, I must say.

Originally posted by amarenell
Seeker, thank you for the smile!

It is a good thought anyway, except for the resulting baby boom nine months out.

Your dreams are much more pleasant than mine, I must say.

Well daydreams can be more pleasant

Thanks for smiling. I enjoyed it.

Oh yeah....and all the men will be shooting blanks that day This just keeps getting better!

Originally posted by DAVID64
If there is any forum that needs to be deleted, this is it.

Could say the same about the 9/11, Chemtrails, WW3 and at least a dozen other forums too.

Pretty fun prediction there seeker, I swear to god if this does come true you're paying for my last minute flights to get to my girlfriend before someone else does

Originally posted by curious7

Originally posted by DAVID64
If there is any forum that needs to be deleted, this is it.

Could say the same about the 9/11, Chemtrails, WW3 and at least a dozen other forums too.

Pretty fun prediction there seeker, I swear to god if this does come true you're paying for my last minute flights to get to my girlfriend before someone else does

hehe sorry I just spent all my money on sexy lingerie
so excited!! woot!!

Oh seeker what a terrible thing you’ve done allowing the truth of the upcoming "Orgasmic Rapture"

We in the know have been keeping it quiet to stabilise the status quo.

Do you even begin to take into account the collapse of modern society as we know if the following happened globally, as indeed modern society is based on these pillars:

1. Fear

Either to justify war or control, of not fitting in so to have the latest Fashion and tastes, And the ultimate fear that is so crucial, the fear that if we all look inside for a 10 minute stretch we are all worthy, gorgeous, sexy, amazing and special.

The cosmetics, fashions, plastic surgeons all of these things will disappear have no use after the "orgasmic rapture"

2. Fun

You cant have fun, we all know if someone spontaneously starts laughing in front of strangers they get taken away by the men in white coats. We all know that "Fun" can only be had once you become a Hollywood a Listed or famous, A Banker, a psychopathic cop who likes beating people, Politician or else a multimillionaire.

We’ve all seen the adverts and TV programs Joe on the street is never shown happy and smiling, its the Beautiful people because they have a certain watch on, a certain car, or else are shown as the Alpha male of all alphas or the prettiest woman who is "worth it"

Please be very aware it is against all the norms and rules of modern society to have spontaneous fun with no social position or attainment of goods or wealth, or a long struggle working for "the man" to get that car or watch.

Fun is not allowed to be advertised as spontaneous and to involve no purchases.

You my lady are a threat to all that is normal and even modern society itself.

3 . Love

Love cannot be shown randomly to people, with no conditions. Please stop this now, this cannot get out, it must be an exchange of sorts, Rich alpha man gets model girlfriend, footballer and his wag, that is where true love lies you dangerous thing, how can Love possibly exist without the proof of it as these men return to their Beau’s after having affairs to prove they actually prefer their Beau most of the time.

that is love in action and also telling the tabloids papers later as its important to share this wonderful miraculous thing called Love they experienced.

My god to bring down Love to the level of unconditional spontaneous and just wanting to be and make people happy, takes away the lifeblood of "real Love" an exchange with a pre nuptial.

Wake up Woman for gods sake.

4. Sex with consenting adults!!!

This is the worst, you must realise that as a good Christian modern society lady you have to do the following.

Drink more then men.
Take it up the b*m and perform multiple fellatio's during education camp (college) whilst never never allowing a man to enter natures intended sexual orifice, that is disgusting, wrong wicked and evil and all who participate in this will go to hell and burn forever. Good girls should eat it and even after taking it up the (censored lol) as that is the Christian way and god will bless your marriage as you are a true Virgin.

Again where is the exchange of goods or service?

Spontaneous unconditional sexual fun, don’t be soo silly its worthless without a Meal, being bought, or flowers given, or clothes bought.

To be frank ive never heard such a preposterous thing in my life, you worry and disgust me with your views that are so obviously against what is the Norm now, and the pillars of Modern western Society.

(just in case all of the above is known as Satire in the Uk lol)

s+f

Made my day,

Just worried about finding anyone "consenting" on that day, feel much panic will be the wallflower watching everyone else get some, but at least unlike last time when I started laughing hysterically for no apparent external obvious reason I wont have to go the nice hospital with bars again. Good Tablets there, well I think so don’t remember much :-)

Kind Regards,

Elf

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Oh good lord what have I done? I must repent of this folly! My very soul could be at stake!
Thank you dear friend for pointing out my obvious error, and such an error it has been! Would that I could go back and undo all of the nonsense I have thought. Let me wrap myself in head to toe black boring cloth, deny every sexual desire I might desire for myself. Let me repent, and offer myself up, a contrite virgin for the sole happiness of my male counterpart.

Thank you exceedingly for setting me back on the 'right' track again! Could you imagine how much danger my soul might be in if I started having spontaneous carefree fun??

I better go back to watching my soaps, saving money for my nails, and having anxiety attacks over my obviously imperfect body.

Ah, I feel better already!



If I could flag your post I would have. Thanks love, you just made my day.

*insert spontaneous mischevious laughter here*

Originally posted by seeker11
If I could flag your post I would have. Thanks love, you just made my day.

*insert spontaneous mischevious laughter here*

And you mine but for the second time seeker.

Things are soo heavy in the world at the mo, happening so quick,

Both I and the world even needed your ray of sunshine

Spontanious Kind Regards,

Elf

On August, 8, 2011 at exactly 12 pm Pacific time, the entire world (and only those of the age of consent) will erupt in spontaneous consensual copulation followed by hours of laughter and merriment, this will continue for 12 hours straight After this happens, you will fall into the most peaceful slumber you have ever had, and the next morning the sun will rise, everybody will refuse to go to work on that day, and you will lie around all day relaxing enjoying the beautiful world around you with new eyes and energy, you will not visit any conspiracy websites or engage in any fear based behavior, new creative thought will flow freely and you will feel like the weight of the world has lifted off of your shoulders

Wow, the end of the world has never sounded so fun!

ALS