If I won the Lottery

This post may not make sense to anybody, but I'm just putting it out there as food for thought.

If I won the lottery, I would go to the mall and just start poppin people in the face with my fist. I don't know why. I'm generally a nice guy. But I think it's funny.

If I got that million dollar scratch off ticket in my hands, I'd go downtown on the sidewalk and stick my arms out straight and stiff. Then I'd run and clothesline people. I don't know why, it's just this idea I have.

This is the weirdest thing about me, but I put it out there. I think it's hysterical. What would you do if you won the lottery?

reply to post by mathematic


Hire someone to find you and punch you, you know... it's funny...

I'd pour every penny of it into projects around my city that would benefit the community and make safer neighborhoods for the kids, because to be quite honest I have just about everything I could possibly want.

I don't think money makes people happy. JMHO.

reply to post by mathematic


i'm not sure why 1 mil would allow this?
no matter how much you had in the bank the people would still kick the S*** out of you?

remember if you win big, invest where they tell you and live off the interest like a good boy - or after a few months you can retire to somewhere else/take a round the world trip and never be seen again......

This is more of a joke than anything. But I could see a movie being made about it.

There is not rationale to this. And a million dollars would not be enough for the clothesline. I think I would need at least 40 million, to clothesline society. Arms out!!! LOOK OUT!

I would air tv commercials with me saying,Hi everyone I hit the lottery,and me holding up my middle finger.

reply to post by mathematic


It seems you have anger issues,
What would the million dollars do for you in a situation where you go sociopath at the mall?
It certainly couldn't save you from the guy who sees you and tackles you for the security guards.
You need to get a Rubik's cube or something to occupy your time.

reply to post by mathematic


Yeah hysterical
What is this thread all about anyway??
everything you just said is total BS that makes no sense!

How long do you think your million would last if you went around randomly punching and clothes-lining people?
I think there would be some pretty severe fines and compensation to be paid.

Plus you need some to pay for the mental health services you seem to be in need of.

Originally posted by brindle
I would air tv commercials with me saying,Hi everyone I hit the lottery,and me holding up my middle finger.

This is hysterical. I thought about this once before too. Imagine being Bill Gates. If I were him, I'd buy like 3 minutes of air time during the Super bowl, and just talk about how much money I have. No reason. No purpose. Why not?

reply to post by mathematic


thats why people like you arent rich.

OP, I believe this song was written about you.

Originally posted by mathematic

Originally posted by brindle
I would air tv commercials with me saying,Hi everyone I hit the lottery,and me holding up my middle finger.

This is hysterical. I thought about this once before too. Imagine being Bill Gates. If I were him, I'd buy like 3 minutes of air time during the Super bowl, and just talk about how much money I have. No reason. No purpose. Why not?

My commercial would say,Hi,this is the almighty lottery winner.I will be departing shortly to my island with my dogs.We have a full wait staff there awaiting our arrival.Thats right everyone,its me,Imagine how great I feel right now after winning the lottery,everyone can kiss my butt.

reply to post by mathematic


Are you happy you've succeeded in showing us that you're not funny,and possibly deranged?

They need to keep an eye out for you,wherever you are from.

Some strange sadistic tendencies you have there.

Originally posted by badw0lf
reply to post by mathematic

 

Hire someone to find you and punch you, you know... it's funny...

I'l go halves with this guy.

He can clothesline me all day long for $100 a pop.I just need to be paid in cash after each individual clothesline.

reply to post by gabby2011


Lighten up. I wouldn't seriously do it. I'm pitching the idea of money and power. I'm not sitting around buying scratch offs with the hope of dropping the general public with my fist.

I just want to create discussion. However, the idea to me is funny.

Originally posted by mathematic
reply to post by gabby2011

 

Lighten up. I wouldn't seriously do it. I'm pitching the idea of money and power. I'm not sitting around buying scratch offs with the hope of dropping the general public with my fist.

I just want to create discussion. However, the idea to me is funny.

Thats what worries me..that you think its funny?

How old are you?

I would buy a big bus,paint my face all over it and ride around honking the horn and screaming out of a bullhorn,its me and im filthy rich,god loves me,im the greatest.

reply to post by gabby2011


Don't worry about it. Our personalities conflict. We'd never get along.

I would love to clothesline the world. Drop a few peoples' elbows too.

I'd do without the lottery if i thought i could get away with it!