God Wins, Rapture Not Needed!

- Witnesses say the Prophets prevailed today by defeating the Devil. Early this after noon witnesses say, the Devil appeared in all his glory, being described as, a strange glowing darkness. The devil posed a challenge to mankind stating "If you can give me something I can not destroy with fire, I will forever leave mankind to peace." A voice from the crowd yelled "A mountain" The Devil laughed a roll of thunder that, was said to "shake the ground", felt many miles away, and the mountain was gone. "A sea" was yelled by another and yet again the Devil laughed and the sea was gone, solving our problem of rising oceans. Then two people in glowing robes approached the Devil and handed him something. The smile left his face and fear took over. "What is this" he Boomed. The prophets reply "M&Ms, they melt in your mouth not in your hand." and the Devil dissipated to nothing. The "Holy M&Ms" are to begin their World tour in mid July caretakers say.

Originally posted by Avyuir
reply to post by IPILYA

 

I ate an entire bag of M&M's last night.