Rapture is not occuring as scheduled!

reply to post by WeRpeons


That is gold my friend! Were do you guys find this hilariuous stuff

Originally posted by TheImmaculateD1
Apparently the rolling rapture predicted for Sat May 21 2011 at 6p local time has yet to happen in the Pacific Rim as Japan should be obliterated in the next half hour if the prediction is true but it is after 6p locally in New Zealand and yet they still stand.

So sorry, no rapture!

edit on 21-5-2011 by TheImmaculateD1 because: (no reason given)

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New jeans and sneakers...I even changed my underwear.
I think this is the 43rd time I've been disappointed

sorry, this rapture date must of slipped my eye, who is responsible for the date n time source

reply to post by HimyNameisDan


for the sake of being a 1 liner YOUR A F##KIN LEGEND M8

reply to post by sitchin


Not to be offensive, but there is a thing called google, it takes .09 secs to google it. this is a place for conforming of ideas not lazy research.

Reporting from Utah, no known strange disappearances have happened. Everyone is still intact.

May 21st, it's just another marker for the coming day of I don't know what, I highly doubt it's going to be the Rapture.

these are all the times around the world right now from earliest to latest



Honolulu Sat 10:38 AM São Paulo Sat 5:38 PM Nairobi Sat 11:38 PM
Anchorage * Sat 12:38 PM Rio de Janeiro Sat 5:38 PM Addis Ababa Sat 11:38 PM
Vancouver * Sat 1:38 PM St. John's * Sat 6:08 PM Baghdad Sat 11:38 PM
San Francisco * Sat 1:38 PM Reykjavik Sat 8:38 PM Aden Sat 11:38 PM
Seattle * Sat 1:38 PM Lisbon * Sat 9:38 PM Riyadh Sat 11:38 PM
Los Angeles * Sat 1:38 PM Casablanca * Sat 9:38 PM Antananarivo Sat 11:38 PM
Phoenix Sat 1:38 PM Dublin * Sat 9:38 PM Kuwait City Sat 11:38 PM
Edmonton * Sat 2:38 PM London * Sat 9:38 PM Moscow * Sun 12:38 AM
Denver * Sat 2:38 PM Lagos Sat 9:38 PM Dubai Sun 12:38 AM
Guatemala Sat 2:38 PM Algiers Sat 9:38 PM Tehran * Sun 1:08 AM
San Salvador Sat 2:38 PM Kinshasa Sat 9:38 PM Kabul Sun 1:08 AM
Tegucigalpa Sat 2:38 PM Madrid * Sat 10:38 PM Karachi Sun 1:38 AM
Managua Sat 2:38 PM Barcelona * Sat 10:38 PM Tashkent Sun 1:38 AM
Mexico City * Sat 3:38 PM Paris * Sat 10:38 PM Islamabad Sun 1:38 AM
Winnipeg * Sat 3:38 PM Brussels * Sat 10:38 PM Lahore Sun 1:38 AM
Houston * Sat 3:38 PM Amsterdam * Sat 10:38 PM Mumbai Sun 2:08 AM
Minneapolis * Sat 3:38 PM Geneva * Sat 10:38 PM New Delhi Sun 2:08 AM
New Orleans * Sat 3:38 PM Zürich * Sat 10:38 PM Kolkata Sun 2:08 AM
Chicago * Sat 3:38 PM Frankfurt * Sat 10:38 PM Kathmandu Sun 2:23 AM
Montgomery * Sat 3:38 PM Oslo * Sat 10:38 PM Almaty Sun 2:38 AM
Lima Sat 3:38 PM Copenhagen * Sat 10:38 PM Dhaka Sun 2:38 AM
Kingston Sat 3:38 PM Rome * Sat 10:38 PM Yangon Sun 3:08 AM
Bogota Sat 3:38 PM Berlin * Sat 10:38 PM Bangkok Sun 3:38 AM
Caracas Sat 4:08 PM Prague * Sat 10:38 PM Hanoi Sun 3:38 AM
Indianapolis * Sat 4:38 PM Zagreb * Sat 10:38 PM Jakarta Sun 3:38 AM
Atlanta * Sat 4:38 PM Vienna * Sat 10:38 PM Kuala Lumpur Sun 4:38 AM
Detroit * Sat 4:38 PM Stockholm * Sat 10:38 PM Singapore Sun 4:38 AM
Columbus * Sat 4:38 PM Cape Town Sat 10:38 PM Hong Kong Sun 4:38 AM
Havana * Sat 4:38 PM Budapest * Sat 10:38 PM Perth Sun 4:38 AM
Miami * Sat 4:38 PM Belgrade * Sat 10:38 PM Beijing Sun 4:38 AM
Toronto * Sat 4:38 PM Warsaw * Sat 10:38 PM Manila Sun 4:38 AM
Nassau * Sat 4:38 PM Johannesburg Sat 10:38 PM Shanghai Sun 4:38 AM
Washington DC * Sat 4:38 PM Harare Sat 10:38 PM Taipei Sun 4:38 AM
Ottawa * Sat 4:38 PM Cairo Sat 10:38 PM Seoul Sun 5:38 AM
Philadelphia * Sat 4:38 PM Sofia * Sat 11:38 PM Tokyo Sun 5:38 AM
New York * Sat 4:38 PM Athens * Sat 11:38 PM Darwin Sun 6:08 AM
Montreal * Sat 4:38 PM Tallinn * Sat 11:38 PM Adelaide Sun 6:08 AM
Boston * Sat 4:38 PM Helsinki * Sat 11:38 PM Melbourne Sun 6:38 AM
Santiago Sat 4:38 PM Bucharest * Sat 11:38 PM Canberra Sun 6:38 AM
Santo Domingo Sat 4:38 PM Minsk * Sat 11:38 PM Sydney Sun 6:38 AM
La Paz Sat 4:38 PM Istanbul * Sat 11:38 PM Brisbane Sun 6:38 AM
San Juan Sat 4:38 PM Kyiv * Sat 11:38 PM Vladivostok * Sun 7:38 AM
Asuncion Sat 4:38 PM Khartoum Sat 11:38 PM Auckland Sun 8:38 AM
Halifax * Sat 5:38 PM Ankara * Sat 11:38 PM Anadyr * Sun 8:38 AM
Buenos Aires Sat 5:38 PM Jerusalem * Sat 11:38 PM Suva Sun 8:38 AM
Montevideo Sat 5:38 PM Beirut * Sat 11:38 PM Chatham Islands Sun 9:23 AM
Brasilia Sat 5:38 PM Amman * Sat 11:38 PM Kiritimati Sun 10:38 AM

Massive Volcanic Eruption with 50 Earthquakes;

www.msnbc.msn.com...

REYKJAVIK, Iceland— Iceland's most active volcano erupted Saturday, with a white plume shooting 18,000 feet into the air, scientists said. The eruption was followed by around 50 small earthquakes, the largest of which measured 3.7 on the Richter Scale, according to Iceland's meteorological office.

Not exactly what Camping was saying, but hey? IT might be an out for him

The only "Rapture" I am aware of is a song by a group called Blondie that started the popularity of rap music. I wonder if anyone is taking bets on this event occurring anywhere on the planet today? Let's see the odds are...

Maybe we are in hell!?

Muhahahahahahaha.

Originally posted by talisman



Not exactly what Camping was saying, but hey? IT might be an out for him

Nahh...............volcanic Iceland has its most active volcano erupt.......If that's what you call an "out" then its a poor one!

Clearly the Jews are correct.

Now where is that rabbi.

reply to post by TheImmaculateD1


Americans will saved.

Of course we're pretty bummed out around here. I was hoping not to have to go to work Monday but once again I've been foiled.

Okay, so last night at around 9 pm, eastern, there's this pounding on the door. So I answer it and there's this guy there dressed in the this white robe and he's all cut up and stuff. Got a thing of thorns on his head! Well, there were black helicopters hoovering around and some white panel van parked down the street with these guys wearing sunglasses in it. Well, the guy at the door says his compass is off by 30 degrees and he can't find New Zealand. That's when I noticed two suns, a strange rumbling sound and a Chupacabras walking by with a grey alien in it's mouth. And I said, "Say, have you ever heard of ATS......?"

The really sad thing about all this is that there are (admittedly gullible) people who were duped into selling thier homes and possessions in preparation for this hypothetical event.

No Earthquakes and Zombie holocaust here in the Mid West...so far so good

1 more hour

Originally posted by dreamseeker

Oh hes here now he goes by the name of Lord RA-EL. Seriously this must be a joke.

no the guy in the video is just a intellectual twat ...

It seems there has been a mistake.

Scholars have concluded after an emergency study, that the term "rapture", is in fact the incorrect term. The term raptor should be the correct term. So, that means, tomorrow on the 22nd of May, (Rolling Time), everyone will be velociraptored.

Scientists are as of yet unsure whether or not the ferocious prehistoric killing machines will drop from the sky, or appear from our forests to raptor us.