20 reasons to vote for Obama

So I made a thread titled "20 reasons to vote for Ron Paul" but then thought maybe some would think this is not entirely fair, so I'll make a 20 reasons to vote for Obama, but I have to warn you my reasons may not be the best.

1. Continue the foreign wars - yeah, everyone likes war, right?
2. Keep printing money - we're on shaky ground, better not do anything to alter this, just keep the money coming
3. Have a socialist to give America a nice face lift - we don't just go around killing people, sometimes we help them (but we kill too)
4. Continue the consolidation of a one world government - let's face it, if you're gonna vote for Obama you might as well be rooting for this.
5. Have a black guy for president - in this country that's worth a lot
6. He's a great speaker - with the teleprompter of course
7. He's a constitutional scholar - so he knows the arguments to use to justify torture, unlike Bush
8. He's a celebrity - he fits with the current mold of American Idol culture
9. His wife wants to help fat kids - everyone can be happy for that
10. His daughters are too young to have pictures of themselves drinking beer and partying
11. He won't mess with the banks and oil companies - best not to stir the pot
12. He can act tough by saying words, even if the action falls short, it's about presentation, right?
13. He's the type of guy that can really laugh at the misfortune of others - right after he predator drone bombs them.
14. I'm really struggling to reach 20...he can...look good on camera?
15. He's the cult of personality -he's Christian, Muslim, Jewish, whatever you want him to be.
16. He can swat a fly with a single slap
17. He hasn't wrecked the country entirely yet - though he's trying
18. He enjoys spending tax payer money flying around on air force 1
19. He will talk bad about Israel but then follow their commands - not much to say about that
20. He's an American - or so his birth certificate says so.

Ok, so these reasons are admittedly bad, if you can name 20 better reasons I'd like to hear them. But it has to be 20, not 1. cuz he's cool. 2. cuz my mom likes him...

Great Post...He can also be the anti-christ for the Christians as "He came to steal, kill, and destroy....He has already stole just about everything we have,he has ordered the killing of thousands, and he is doing his evil best to destroy this Nation..." so, if there is someone out there more evil than this man I hope we never have to experience him...he is truly everything anyone could ask for.....

Obama has my vote no matter what! You can bash him all you want, but he's a great man.

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Lol, your reasons are better than anything I could come up with. I really tried to!

I will give you a star and a flag just for making it past 1.

Originally posted by filosophia
So I made a thread titled "20 reasons to vote for Ron Paul" but then thought maybe some would think this is not entirely fair, so I'll make a 20 reasons to vote for Obama, but I have to warn you my reasons may not be the best.

15. He's the cult of personality -he's Christian, Muslim, Jewish, whatever you want him to be.

Heh

Originally posted by Rockdisjoint
Obama has my vote no matter what! You can bash him all you want, but he's a great man.

Uh oh Rockdisjoint,
I think your liberal gene maybe affecting your judgement.

You were just joking though.....................you were joking, right?

Originally posted by Rockdisjoint


Obama has my vote no matter what! You can bash him all you want, but he's a great man.

well he did"win"a nobel peace prize for future intentions.... that "they" just won't let him persue

....urp....urp..vomit....
blech, (blind celebrity worship is disgusting)
Anythingto back that "great man "b.s.?.

I don't think an honest to goodness liberal needs any reason to vote for him. Ask one sometime, they usually don't offer one up. In my experience the only one given is that he isn't George Bush.

Originally posted by Quadrivium

Originally posted by Rockdisjoint
Obama has my vote no matter what! You can bash him all you want, but he's a great man.

Uh oh Rockdisjoint,
I think your liberal gene maybe affecting your judgement.

You were just joking though.....................you were joking, right?

Obama Is Not a Liberal,

Why must the 'Liberal Card' be played as much as the bloody Race Card,

Originally posted by filosophia
15. He's the cult of personality -he's Christian, Muslim, Jewish, whatever you want him to be.

Oh the irony:



I think it is quite clear what he is.

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I came in to this thread a-fire burnin', response ready at the tip of my tongue...

And you got me Touche my friend, touche.

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very funny post, i'm with you but don't forget he is just a figure head you know, there are men behind curtains that call the shots

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I did not say Obama was a liberal.
But alot of liberals sure do love him.

Once again, there is a left and a right. One side vs another.
One side wants to have bigger government, more government, alot of government.
The other side wants less government.
Left-liberal-progessive usually wants bigger government.
Conservatives usually don't.

Now onto the thread. S&F
#21. He has shown that even a man who throws a baseball like a girl can be president.

Obama is a puppet. He literally did the exact opposite of what he said he would do. We haven't had a real president that's for the people since JFK, Obama is just a slicker version of Bush.

I am happy and surprised by the responses. Thank you all. But I really am interested to see if an Obama supporter can offer 20 reasons as to why anyone would want to vote for him. I know my reasons are a bit tongue in cheek, but if you can do 20 without the sarcasm maybe I'll change my mind It's worth a shot.

20 reasons to re-elect Obama:

1) You can't trust rebulicans right now. They are ready to bust unions, take away medicare and social security.
Obama is a democrat. We need a democrat in office to balance the power.

2) Bush had 4 years, against our better judgement as a nation, he lost the popular vote in 2004. He did more to destroy our national security than protect us. Obama was handed a bad hand and I say give him more time to address his agenda.

3) I like his agenda. I believe he is moving foward to keep his promises but that it takes time.

4) He makes Republicans go crazy.

5) He can make John Behner cry.

6) He makes John McCain livid!

7) He forces us to address our society's hidden racism.

8) He is a polarizing force in imigration, and brings underlying tension to a head, forcing people to reveal their true feelings, thus allowing us to address real issues and seperate the BS.

9) He calls out Wall Street and the oil co.s even if he can't do anything else about their corrupt ways, he reflects our indignation.

10) He wants to close Gauntanamo. (But can't)

11) He is a good role model for the youth.

12) He is a remarkable orator."

13) He had recieved global endorsment and plays well with others.

14) He had restored American image, (somewhat) abroad, after G.W. blew his "political equity."

15) He still has "political equity" to spend.

16) There is no viable candidate to run against him Although, I love Ron Paul, his plan isn't timely for our countries immediate problems. RP won't be able to implement his plan, any more than Obama can get a terror trial in New York.

17) He is the only candidate that adresses the real "little people." The republicans are looking to promote the very issues their constiuents don't want, ie: union busting, abortion banning, voter registration blocking, etc.

18) He doesn't use fear to motivate, although he is surounded by those that do.

19) He is self effacing and good humored, even tempered and logical. Not a spin doctor.

20) Damn! He's good lookin!

All this is "IN MY OPINION!" I won't be answering an flamers.

I don't understand America...why can't they just form another Democrat party if they don't like Obama but don't like most Republican ideas.

...I'm saying this and the "Republicans" won with 39% of the votes because the "Democrat" side has 4 parties in Canada -_-

Ok you guys are screwed with another 4 years with Obama.
You gotta admit, for a puppet, he has good intentions and he looks good!

Originally posted by Rockdisjoint
Obama has my vote no matter what! You can bash him all you want, but he's a great man.

I really hope you are trolling, being sarcastic or insane. Otherwise, you are plainly no more politically, socially, or financially aware of the situation in this country than a cat. I've noticed on other threads you support Obama no matter what is shown as proof he's a unfit leader for this country. Is it your actual belief he's a good president or just want to stir the pot? If the former, give proof of his works that have helped the U.S.

Originally posted by filosophia
5. Have a black guy for president - in this country that's worth a lot

Again he is half white half black...why can't he be the white guy