Alien Invasion, you're in charge, what do you do?

# Aliens haha, if they were to Invade and conquer right here right now, I'll go to the Gun department store' going to the Traphouse is dangerous knowing most mutha#as are gonna be hardheaded, but thats just me looking at it like that..now about the Department Ima bust in and jack all the Ammunition that I can and share it out with my homies to kill these #ers...I'll mostly hunt down Dracocians

reply to post by DJKris


The answer is very simple, you play delay tactics. Negotiate, and as you can buy more time by "comlying" to alien orders. Put out epidemic in the less developed world as the biggest population rise is there to make it seem that you are doing something to reduce population, make people kill each other. Negotiate and find new obstacles in negotiation process and try to set as huge time frame as possible to prepare for war and for possible extinction. During time you are negotiating with aliens build underground bunkers make research and weapon development global priority. Try to negotiate tech exchange etc.

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This sounds very much like Torchwood's "Children of Earth" where the 456 (the name given to the aliens) wanted a portion of the Earth's children to consume and threatened to destroy the population if their demands weren't met.

Personally I would give the finger to the aliens and tell them to do their worst and then resist with everything we had. What's to stop those aliens from coming back and saying they wanted another third of the two-thirds that are left? And then another third, and then another? No, I won't be bullied and I don't think Earth wants to be bullied either.

This is easy. They can have all incarcerated people from all countries, that have committed serious crimes, and they can have all clinically ill mental patients that will never leave their hospitals, as well. Might sound harsh but it at least filters out SOME of functioning society to remain here on earth, although all clinically chronic mental patients and serious criminals won't make up a third, there's still a good chunk there. I'd then try and figure out exactly why they want these, ulterior motives, and if it's just human study, then #, take the tribesmen.

i would purposedly dumb down the population, screw up their immune systems and plague them with all the viruses i could find in the amazon.

so that when the aliens took them they would be damaged goods anyway.

uh..

oh snap, i think i just had an epiphany.

nevermind my post guys


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Originally posted by DJKris
Hypothetical discussion here. You're one of the world leaders, ET's have been in contact and informed you that they want to take away a third of the Worlds population for reasons unknown. If we do not co-operate they will destroy the whole planet. You do not at this stage know what kind of weaponry they have, but you do know they are serious and capable.

You have 1 month before they want to start taking people. What do you do? How do you handle this situation?

Begin placing nukes, EMP bombs and other lovely doomsday weapons across the globe, pretend to surrender to lure them in while I am in hiding in a bunker, then as they move their forces in just "bomb baby bomb".

+ I would launch a whole lot of rockets into space just for the heck of creating an orbital shrapnel wall to keep everyone out for the next few thousand years or so while humanity recovers.

Scorched Earth is a viable alternative to enslavement or dealing with intergalactic bullies.

Originally posted by Syroco
This is easy. They can have all incarcerated people from all countries, that have committed serious crimes, and they can have all clinically ill mental patients that will never leave their hospitals, as well. Might sound harsh but it at least filters out SOME of functioning society to remain here on earth, although all clinically chronic mental patients and serious criminals won't make up a third, there's still a good chunk there. I'd then try and figure out exactly why they want these, ulterior motives, and if it's just human study, then #, take the tribesmen.

edit on 20-5-2011 by Syroco because: misspellings

I like topic's like this. They tend to expose who is and isn't a sociopath.

"Nuts!"
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Alien invasions? seriously if they mastered space flight i doubt they are dumb enough to travel that far to start a war

Scream with rage and constantly bang my head against a brick wall.

I'd tell them to choose ugly, old and sick people. Don't want to sound rude but truth is such an event would only do good for humanity and the planet. We already suffer from overpopulation.

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Not sure all I can think of is Torchwood where the aliens wanted to use the children as drugs. I am not fond of this planet yet I think it is more due to the inhabitants so perhaps letting people volunteer might get the numbers up there and fill the gap with individuals who suffer giving them an opportunity to thrive somewhere else and if they are not taken good care of perhaps it wont be as bad as it is here for them. On the other hand what do we get in return aside from not being blown up, whats the motivation sometimes chaos is the way to creation the wolrd ould use a fresh start.

I would tell them the same thing I tell all my enemies:

Come and get and it! I have plenty of ammo for a rainy day and three guns...

In any case people who think the aliens can win a war against humans and that they are push overs is wrong. I have read about phil schneider, thomas castello, john lear, montauk, dulce, etc.. A few hundred thousand aliens with their flash guns are no match against 8 billion humans and 200 national governments with fighters, nukes, ships, tanks, artillery, etc.

If they attack from outerspace then the Federation of Light will hopefully intervene and destroy them. If worse comes to worse...just blow up the planet so it would be good for no one. Maybe the federation of light can destroy the other planets as well. Sorry I have no plans for living on my knees and I hope others share my sentiment.

ALLAH AKBAR

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Greetings. New guy here. If the beings sent me such an ultimatum I think the first thing I'd do is figure out where they are and gather all information on them that I could. Assuming they have ftl flight and can prove how deadly they are (perhaps by vaporizing a planetoid) I would set up a meeting with other gov'ts and we would decide just how best to proceed. If their weaponry turns out to be close to our own then I'd consider resistance but if their technology turns out to be far ahead of our own then I guess it would be round up time on planet Earth.

Goddammit wrong thread

Originally posted by jaxnmarko
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Wow, that's easy! Start with giving them the politicians, corporate crooks, bankers and lawyers for flavor, Arms dealers, drug gangs, Religious fanatics of all types, terrorists, dictators, and their henchmen (do they still have henchmen? Or is it henchpersons now? Henchwomen?).... and see what they say. They might just find them not to their taste, but oh well. If that entices them, there's always more of them around until we fulfill the quota. Of course it's take out only, serve yourself. Saves us the dirty work. A Win/Win for everyone!

I'll agree to that but don't forget to send the I.R.S. too.
You can't leave them bloodsuckers out!

*great thread OP S & F for you...I have enjoyed reading each and every post, some of them are hilarious!

It really has been a much more interesting thread than I anticipated. I shall get to work on the follow up to this, just not quite decided on which direction to take it in.

I would welcome them by gesturing the international sign of the doughnut.

Originally posted by Laup69
reply to post by EarthCitizen07

 

Greetings. New guy here. If the beings sent me such an ultimatum I think the first thing I'd do is figure out where they are and gather all information on them that I could. Assuming they have ftl flight and can prove how deadly they are (perhaps by vaporizing a planetoid) I would set up a meeting with other gov'ts and we would decide just how best to proceed. If their weaponry turns out to be close to our own then I'd consider resistance but if their technology turns out to be far ahead of our own then I guess it would be round up time on planet Earth.

Just because you are inferior does not mean you should let someone stomp all over you. Phil Schneider said he killed two greys with his .380acp pistol but reptillians probably need armor piercing rounds due to thier thick skin.

In any case you just don't roll over and die because someone wants you to. Its called self-perservation and self respect. We probably have most of their weapons by now through black projects so its just a matter of declasifying everything and using them to their full potential: plasma guns, rail guns, lasers, antimatter, hollograms, haarp, etc.

Me thinks the illuminati would rather kill billions of humans than turn against their masters. I guess we should be grateful they gave us such exotic technology in secret. Secret means no one asked for it in the first place and most people would resent their tax dollars "wasted" to such an outrageous degree.

If they have guns.....kill them then hijack the ships and flee the planet.