LORD RA-EL to appear\speak on 21st May 2011

some of your replies are so funny. Like I said before, his video was quite amusing to watch. Im looking forward to getting a few more giggles on 21st when he addresses the world. That is if he is not playing farmville on facebook at the time.
Please people dont send this guy funds. If your that silly then just send them to me instead and Ill pretend to be whoever you want me to be

This guy is starting to make Ronald Weinland look good.
Is the guy that is pictured on the website the actual guy Ra-El? Or is the picture for illustrative purposes only?

Mods, thanks for letting us know why the first thread was closed. Fancy thinking that they could spam their site on here without it being debunked.

Originally posted by DJW001
reply to post by Toldyouso

 

Pay no attention to Ra-el! He seeks to defame our glorious leader, GENERAL ZOG! Ra-el is a traitor, like his brother, Jor-el. We of the Krypton General Brotherhood (KGB) are scouring this planet looking for his illegitimate son, Ka-el, known to you humans as Kent Clark. Would one of you be so kind as to explain to us the mysterious technology you call "reverse look-up?"

To perform a reverse look-up simply bend in the middle and move your head down between your legs, then changing direction, raise your head up behind yourself an look skywards.

These instructions are excerpted from the writings of the great eastern philosopher Goa Tse.

Another member posted this Video on a thread of a Highly esteemed Rabbi and
his encounter with apparently 'the messiah' who is said to appear after Ariel Sharon
dies, who consequently is still alive and apparently still comatose.

Here's the Video-

Messiah Returning soon according to Rabbi

and then i found this interesting Illuminati Card online, i hope no one minds my posting it here.

Beware the prophet seeking profit

Jesus has returned, and has learned how to "Blue-steel". This is hilarious!

This was posted yesterday and as anyone with an IQ above 2 can tell its fake. but the mystery was the fact he only just ccreated the account and made a thread in the breaking news forum which you shouldn't be able to do.
So the options were, well what i could think of.
1.A hack
2.A mod abusing powers, possibly for money?
3.A ATS game? (i've heard about them, but since it got 404 im not to sure about this)
4.A real God posted in ATS
EDIT: I posted a alert asking how. But it got 404 and i got no answer
EDIT:I forgot to say that on the 404 thread i and others found out that its was registered to a old lady(probably his mom that he is also conning from his basement ) Please no one post to much info about the address and such ets not give another reason to get this 404 again

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Me, I immediately think that the OP talking about Jor El, biological father of Superman, and I'm like WTF.
I dont know who to believe....damn there are too many Christ incarnation nowadays.

I don't like those people. They are demeaning cloning research. Making a joke out of it.

Operation "Junk mail for Ra-el"

I posted this in another thread, thought it bears repeating

Free bibles?

Most offensive legal porn?

was hoping someone would shed some light
2nd

they are in league with an organization that takes money from grieving survivors of departed loved ones and to clone whoever has passed away. they tried to track them down a couple of times making cloning claims about a couple of children born, trying to find out if they were really clones... which they doubted.

they take the bible and draw all sorts of parallels to aliens and Satan and God, but then they put their own twist on it.... the guy was supposed to have been told this by an alien that looked humanoid.

he's full of #. he's trying to make money and I can't see how he is doing that. I highly doubt he was visited.
It's very obvious by his entire intention and the orgs they have been associated with.
It's that they are trying so hard to look like douchbags.

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isn't this the same day that the rapture is supposed to happen....
wonder if this is the same group??

I'm hoping it's true and they take the bankers and politicians, rapture them, maybe then the earth and those left might have a chance...

A sad attempt at scamming but sadly as already stated, many will fall for this prank.

I hope someone posts an Anti Lord RA-EL video on you tube to bring people back to reality.

Originally posted by badw0lf
reply to post by CharterZZ

 

Heh nah, you got the wrong guy!

Jesus is in Australia!

I kinda like the Australian jesus. He's pretty cute Seriously though, I'm beginning to think Harold Camping, the pastor that started all this May 21st stuff, is being paid by the government or something.

21st This weekend?

Look busy Jesus is coming, but I am not at work.

I will be smashing the Playstation and enjoying some cold brews and hot buds, he is welcome to join us!

Happy in the knowledge that the Lord has discovered the joys of technology using you-tube & twitter seems our session on the playstation could be a tempting notion for our savior.

One thing of concern on the website as a few have mentioned being the 'donations'. I am a sinner and like most I am sure will end up roasting in the eternal hell fires so why on Earth is the ability to make donations available on this website? After the second coming and rapture starts 'sounds a bit naughty' wont all the judging and destroying of wrong doers make our savior just a bit too busy to be checking those Paypal accounts?

I don't much like internet fraud and those Nigerian 419 scams this sounds all to alike, I shall be reporting Jesus to the moderators at 419eaters.com. I can almost envisage the 'Trophy Room' at 419eaters having a picture of Jesus checking those Templar vaults for donations with a caption 'Jesus Saves' to encourage us all to give and the more you give the less punishment ye shall receive

Our offer still stands Jesus please feel free to join your disciples down at Queens Rd SE15 for a playstation session this coming w/end & please bring your own holy water and incense to smoke.

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The group that is advertising the rapture is Harold Camping and his followers, they are a different crew.

Im sure I have read somewhere to beware of false prophets, and that they will perform powerful signs and mislead many....Thats right in the bible I read it!

Sweet, it says I can follow Jesus on Twitter!

Sad thing is, somebody is making serious bank off this.

I just sent him a message on his site, scamming people like this is out of order.

Stupid bunch of scamming pr***ks how foolish do you think people are. jesus is on twitter and on paypal taking peoples money before its useless, you should be f****** ashamed of yourselfs.

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Did you read the proof he gives? Haaaaahaaaahaaaaa!!!

reply to post by Toldyouso


The answer is simple really.

The real Jezus had this to say about imposters at the end time:

4 Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. 6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of birth pains.

11 and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people.


23 At that time if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ do not believe it. 24 For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. 25 See, I have told you ahead of time.

26 “So if anyone tells you, ‘There he is, out in the wilderness,’ do not go out; or, ‘Here he is, in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it.
27 For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.
29 “Immediately after the distress of those days

“‘the sun will be darkened,
and the moon will not give its light;
the stars will fall from the sky,
and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.’

30 “Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth[c] will mourn when they see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven, with power and great glory.[d] 31 And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.

32 “Now learn this lesson from the fig tree: As soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you know that summer is near. 33 Even so, when you see all these things, you know that it[e] is near, right at the door. 34 Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened. 35 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.

The Day and Hour Unknown
36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[f] but only the Father.

Mathew 24