Aliens abduct chat room posters - need fresh meat there

I just went to the chat room and there is no one there!
We need fresh people as the old posters have sufferd an untimely end ...
I found this post of their demise...

22:53:53 [Apricot] AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22:54:08 [Apricot] Aliens have abducted the posters!!!!
22:54:20 [Apricot] I am the last one left!!!
22:59:17 [Apricot] Nooooooooo I need to eat more garlic! that will keep them away
23:02:12 [Abductor!] I have come to claim the last of the brood
23:02:28 [Apricot] who me?
23:02:50 [Abductor!] yes you cowardly fruit, I have taken the bodies of the others they are under my control
23:03:10 [Apricot] ah what are you doing with the bodies?
23:03:23 [Abductor!] I bring them back to life as zombies
23:03:40 [Apricot] so thats pretty ordinary, like a B grade movie...
23:03:55 [Abductor!] maybe, aliens are not very imaginative
23:04:11 [Abductor!] but we are sending them out as anti war protestors
23:04:24 [Abductor!] no body notices any difference
23:04:53 [Apricot] is this all the posters here? what about connie?
23:05:41 [Abductor!] Its all the regularly post here, we need more bodies... connie has so many personalities we squeezed in 4 aliens into her
23:06:21 [Abductor!] now your time is up bad fruit we are taking you as well
23:06:49 [Abductor!] you will be our entree .... hah hah hah


[Edited on 27-3-2003 by Netchicken]

Daaaaaaaammmnnnnn boy ... I'd like some of what their smoking please!!!

Originally posted by e-nonymous
I'd like some of what their smoking please!!!

That's not a good idea.

Netchicken already did it, and now, look at him !!!

Hmmm, I think maybe I was abit hasty on that reply then ...

i think the major problem is this...

23:48:29 [Willie1] I cant take this chat, it keeps crashing my machine, plus I cant see what anyone is saying
...
23:50:19 Willie12 enters this room
23:50:34 [Willie12] ok I give up, I cant chat in here anymore

... low bandwidth and phpMyChat doesn't go together.

[Edited on 3-27-2003 by echelon]