I am Jesus Christ. I am here, I have returned! Seriously, I'm super cereal right now guys.

reply to post by awake_and_aware


Wow AandA, this is the 3rd "Jesus Christ" thread I've seen you on today. Not bad for an athiest.

"Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God."
-Heywood Broun (1888 - 1939)

reply to post by RealAmericanPatriot


Thanks, i'm glad you noticed.

I see religion and it's backwards preaching as a direct threat to civilisation. It's bribe consists of the threat on your "eternal" soul. Who wouldn't be scared to submit to such a fascist concept. Pascal's wager, is no offer to accept, it's that of a sleasey car salesman.

"I don’t believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life." — Andrew Carnegie

"Faith means not wanting to know what is true." — Friedrich Nietzsche

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." — George Bernard Shaw

"The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church." — Ferdinand Magellan

It's true what they say, money talks. Anyone who has money has 'authority'. Nice rant op. It was the perfect blend of astute trolling without being trolling.

And no not being sarcastic, you actually brought up a good point.

reply to post by vermonster


If you think people who are honest and true would not be able to recognize a "human" who would (in theory) be truth incarnate i think you are missing something.

Truth is an attractive and recognizable characteristic in someone. People's character is sometimes knowable without them opening their mouth.

So rest assured. When truth incarnate comes to the earth it won't be missed. After all look what happened last time. Here we are 2000 years later talking about it on the internet. Whether you believe it or not, the power of the underlying experience continues to drive the attraction and controversy.

reply to post by theclutch

He's going to be coming back with a GIANT F'n flaming sword, on a white horse flying down from the clouds.

The four angels of the Apocalypse will be following him as they take huge swaths of the population with them.

Saw this at a Pink Floyd concert once. Man, I'm so confused by it all.
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Originally posted by CitizenNum287119327
I'm afraid if he does show up, no-one is going to listen to him
unless he can secure his own reality show.

And even then, it wont screen until after Jersey Shore.

So if you're Jesus, raise your hand then make a fist... Now fist pump and fist pump some more!

reply to post by awake_and_aware


Ask him for the long form of his birth certificate.....then two hours later declare it's a fake and move on

Second line

Originally posted by ProRipp
I saw him on Family Guy a while back!


Does that count ?

reply to post by Americanist


Oh man, if Jesus is that cool then the rapture is gonna be AWESOME!

Originally posted by IamAbeliever
reply to post by Americanist

 

Oh man, if Jesus is that cool then the rapture is gonna be AWESOME!

haha... Lot of happy MILF's!

Originally posted by vermonster

Originally posted by OptimusSubprime
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And how exactly is this is a conspiracy? It sounds more like a rant, and a bad one at that.

Well, I think this is a prime example that Religion is in fact a conspiracy.

If that is your stance then great, but I think that you need to articulate that point of view in a much clearer fashion, and tell us what exactly it is about religion that you find conspiratorial.

Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white fragile hippie
He looks and acts more like an indignant ICE-T
Jesus Christ is coming back
He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass
Superstar, The Passion of
He wants his money, not your love

He's been kickin' 2000 years
He's fixed a lot of sports
and drank a million beers
Some ecstasy, a thin white line
He says designer drugs beat the hell out of wine
Jesus Christ on vacation
Spreading mass sacreligion
"Sex and drugs, we abstain"
He thinks Christians are insane
They don't know love,
they know fear and moral hauteur
Scare tactics I never taught
"If you're gonna look to me,
better get rose colored shades,
Cuz what you see is what you get"

-Fat Mike

The coming during the May 21st rapture: (lol) there's tons of copied(or the same person posting) Craiglist postings, asking for people's stuff if they decide to "attend the rapture". Saying they are no longer needing their worldly possessions to donate them to this person or persons in question.

Besides, Raptor Jebus is more cool

reply to post by vermonster


Was he a carpetner? I need someone to work on my bathroom.

reply to post by awake_and_aware


So you would blame Religion over the people who are obviously responsible for their own delusion?

Perhaps a more noble endeavor would be waking up people who feel the responsibility to spread Atheism. One hell of a bizarre religion.