Osama Bin Laden Seance Being Held to Find Out The Truth

Ok so I just came across something so crazy I had to share it with you. There is a seance being held to contact the ghost of OBL I'm not joking - www.ghostseance.com... I have seen it all now.. I do wonder what kind of questions will be asked.

I laughed when I saw the title, I thought it was a joke... that's crazy indeed.. I bet they channel him in english

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I never thought of that, can Osama even speak english??

Originally posted by thewrongpath
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I never thought of that, can Osama even speak english??

Apparently he could speak English, French, Russian and of course Arabic.

I seen one of these after Michael Jackson died. It's not my bag, but the wife thought it ould be funny to watch and it was hilarious.

Lol i am laughing right now ive never even heard of this ghost summoning stuff. Its a bit odd so well see what he says lol. Any predictions? ^^

I predict that he will say that he was actually killed a long time ago..

just ask his daughter, she was there.

according to her, she saw her dad being arrested, taken to another room and executed.

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I did not know he had a daughter. You got a link?
I would love to see what she has to say.

Originally posted by GunzCoty
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I did not know he had a daughter. You got a link?
I would love to see what she has to say.

The better question to ask would be......which daughter? He has like, 26 maybe?

But yeah, one of his daughters was at the compound last weekend and saw it all go down but she's still in the same custody as the wife (one of many) that was also there answering questions about terror related activity etc

Let's say they truly would manage to come in contact with him; However, How do they know that he would actually tell the truth?

this is how I expect it to go:

seance: "Osama! Come in OSAMA!"

Osama: "WHAT!? WHAT!? I heard you the first time!"

seance: "Oh spirit of Osama, Were you the one responsible for 9/11?"

Osama: "Uhh, DUH! You saw the video right? I thought they would have made it more obvious.."

seance: "Make what obvious?"

Osama: "That I did it! I would have thought that your leaders would have done a better job to hide the fact that your beloved dollar is failing and they need an excuse to control oil production and drug sells."

seance: "So they lied to the people to keep themselves from looking bad?"

Osama: "CHYEAH! Cmon are you serious? They made it seem that way and paid me a bunch of bones just to make videos saying that I did it and pretend to be running through the mountains; I was really on a paid vacation the entire time! Just look at the leaders you had in office at the time; all there fantasies about 'NUQULAR WAR.' I'm not surprised they drained the value of the dollar even MORE in war efforts, it was bound to happen, paranoia got the best of you people."

seance: "So you and our Gov were in ties the entire time?"

Osama: "Of course! Isn't it obvious that they lied about finding me 9 years after I died?"

seance: "So the SEALS didn't kill you?"

Osama: "WTF! HAHA! No they didn't! I died from kidney failure 9 years ago for ALLAH'S sake! Your Gov is sure hiding a lot of trash from you people."

seance: "So they lied to us?"

Osama: "DUUUH! Just look at how mnay times they keep changing the dang story! Plus they supposedly dumped my body in the ocean HAHA! Then out of nowhere they start talking about all this secret helicopter trash, then obama went everywhere in like 2 days to spread the word even more that I died May 1st, plus all this trash about Libya and Greece backing out of the EU they basically used the media to brain wash the people yet again."

seance: "So why was the war really started?"

Osama: "Because your 'amazing' Gov was pissed that some gang of punks decided to burn a bunch of poppey harvests which would ruin drug trade and that extra pocket money your leaders recieve, the Bloods and Crips aren't Red and Blue for no reason. Not only that, but everyone and their mom's knew that your monkeys in suits were printing WAY TOO MUCH money to be able to back it up, so again they needed a reason to take control of resources.."

seance: "So who are the Taliban and Al Quida?"

Osama: "The CIA has always been great at creating disguises haven't they? Heck they fooled everyone in America. Plus with your forces all over there bombing ish and establishing military posts everywhere they want, sure it'll piss people off and caused them to retaliate."

seance: "Will America fail?"

Osama: "Rome fell, Napolean fell, Great Britain fell, Nazi Germany fell, the Soviet Union fell. Your leaders are leading you on path that has been cursed since the beginning of time. Honestly, like my videos said, you have been lied to countless time, you as a people need to rise up and take back what is rightfully yours, don't let a monkey in a suit make all your decisions or decide your future; they will only destroy your lands.
"Now if you don't mind Pac, Biggy and I are going to take on Adolf, Saddam and JFK in some beer pong; Michael is here some where I can't see him it's to bright; BRING IT ON INFIDELS!"

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