posted on May, 8 2011 @ 01:30 AM
reply to post by Chipkin9
I like foul and I love stupid. I can even take childish but when they combine and are not funny????
You see I care not at all about members of the crown and a good joke at their expense is always a promise to me. as you suggest maybe I just didn't
get it, and please do explain, but until you do here is a short one I just heard a minute ago.
A man and woman had been going out for several months and were out on a double date. The two women got up from the dinner table to make the trip to
the girls room leaving the boyfriend and his buddy behind. The first woman had forgotten her purse and quietly returned to the table where she heard
the two mens conversation.
Buddy! " so you and Ann are getting very close, are you thinking of getting married" to which the boyfriend replied" Why buy the cow if all you
want is a little milk".
Well Ann was offended, not just because her boyfriend felt this way but also because this was such an OLD joke.
When the women returned to the table Ann was rather cold to her boyfriend. The other woman tried to warm up the conversation and asked Ann that since
she and her boyfriend had been going out for quite a while, did the have any thoughts of getting married.
Ann turned to her ex-boyfriend, stared him straight in the face and said "No, why buy the whole pig if all you want is a little sausage."