Bin Laden and zombie potion

Has anyone considered the possibility that bin laden swallowed some haitan zombie potion,which slowed his heart and system down enough to let the blood coagulate.He was then dumped into the ocean,where he recuperated after a long rest without need for air because he was clinically dead, and either has been afloat on a desert island,rescued by an ocean liner,or clinging on some driftwood or flotation device,soon to emerge on some coastline somewhere.Definetely a possibility to consider.

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No.

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Are u seeing to many zombie movies ???

The point is its a possibility.It is also claimed bin laden had a twin.Was this his twin.?These are questions that needed to be answered but cant now because of the stupid decision to dump the body

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If you throw someone in an ocean, drug induced death-like coma or not, they'll drown. Their breathing slows, but it doesn't stop. There is still a need for oxygen. Not to mention he'd likely be weighted down. Burials at sea would have horrific backlashes if the corpse just washed up on shore a day later half eaten by sharks and other predatory oceanic animals.

People have survived incidents at sea.The jameson whiskey company owner was eaten by a giant squid but made it back alive.

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That situation doesn't apply for 2 reasons.

The first being the fact that that was a commercial.

The second being that John Jameson is Irish, making him an automatic bada$$.

Not considered. The guy is DEAD. A 7.62 round in the head does nobody any good. Trust me on this.

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Sooooooo freaking funny!
Thankyou