Need Help Choosing a New Boogey Man!

Hello, here's my dilemna...

Since we killed OBL Sunday night, I need to know who is "public enemy number one", who is the new boogey man?

Who shall I check under my bed for at night?

Who will I blame when things aren't quite right?

Who will be willing to accept the fight?

So far I've been kicking around a few ideas but I need more!

Ahmendijhad, too easy! (besides, isn't he AWOL as of late?)

Hasselhoff. (just because)

Putin, nah, nevermind, I actually respect this guy more than ours...

Soros...always a good choice.

Cheney...the man LITERALLY has no pulse!

Thoughts?

Obama is clearly the Boogieman of choice.
But don't forget the Big Boogieman, the devil himself.

reply to post by Signals


Charlie Sheen
David Hasslehoff
Or worse they may choose someone who loves this country, at this point they're more afraid of patriots than they are of terrorists.

reply to post by Poker


Very good...

So, Alex Jones then?

Originally posted by TerryMcGuire
But don't forget the Big Boogieman, the devil himself.

Yes of course!!!

I need one that doesn't require any proof of existence so that may work...

I still think its going to be Al Qaeda.

Remember that "the commies" threat of several decades ago didnt really need a face to go with it. The idea of the group itself and what it supposedly stood for was enough.

And thats what its been for the last few years anyway, so stick with it. They're jealous of our way of life, remember?

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I'm so ronery, so ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one, just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard
And make up great prans
But nobody listens no one understands
Seems like no one takes me seriousry

And so, I'm ronery
A bittle ronery
Poor rittle me

reply to post by Signals


Jessie Ventura may be a better candidate.

reply to post by AnteBellum


I don't know, Kimmie doesn't scare me like Osama....needs to be somebody taller, living on the run, etc...