Bush finally agrees with Chiracs Plan

In a surprise move, President George Bush has reversed his decision to launch military operations against Iraq.

Instead, he has given in to French Premier Jacques Chirac's idea that more inspectors can accomplish this intended disarmament of Iraq.

Therefore, the U.S. will, over the next few days, commit more than 100,000 new inspectors to the task. These inspectors will be drawn from, but not limited to, the following sources:

24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division;

8,000 members of the 1st Air Cavalry Division;

15,000 members of the 101st Airborne Division;

5,000 members of the 1st and 4th armored division with their M1-A1 all terrain vehicles; and

Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the 5th Air Force Wing based in Diego Garcia as well as from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise.

The President stated, "We believe that with these additional inspectors, the disarmament of Iraq can be completed soon."

but it seems that many hundreds of the air-dropped supplies have exploded near or at military facilities all over iraq, a suprising number in baghdad. many of the troo... ahh inspectors from the 3ID have reportedly tested iraqi armor with a newfangled contraption called a bullet projection system, or a gun. these 'guns' have actually been in use for the last 600 years, but this information has extensive amounts of historical evidence from many gov'ts, so this is merely circumstancial.

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