Share your own made up quotes!

"if you have nothing nice to say to those you love ... You better stay quiet."

if you do not believe anything man writes why do you?

whatever you say is a belief yet there is only One truth

In 1968 Neil Dimumd was looking to try some 'pot' for the first time. The only dealer he knew was empty but he had a bag full of sativa leaves. After a few bowls, sinse everyone else seemed to be getting something from it but he, Neil disappeared, guitar in hand, and watched his 'friends' while sitting on a rock, in the darkness. They were sitting around the campfire and everyone was laughing and acting all different and stuff. Perhaps they were laughing at him? Neil came back to the fire and performed a new composition on his guitar. Half of the group burst into uproarious laughter; the others groaned with shouts of incredulity. Then he asked the girls to do the chorus. Soon after this, his date left with another guy, taking the Lowenbrau they'd brought with them. My confidential source remembers looking at Neil's red eyes during the bridge and mouthing 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?' It was 1968, the year of Neil's 'the pot smokers song'. Some of the lyrics of the final cut came from real pot addicts. I used to shoot heroin in my spine, indeed.

Later, someone turned him on to some real buds, but sinse nobody knew that pollination weakened the affects of the 'pot' until 1970 or so, the bowl he was using kept sparking and exploding with seed bursts. The result was 'cracklin' rosie'. Eventually he lucked in to some real mary jane, without seeds. That's when 'sweet caroline' was released.

It was all downhill, after this.

Then, in 1976, cops raided his house and found an entire ounce of the deadly anti-carcinogen. A plea deal was struck and Neil swore to never do it again.

You heard it here first. Thought I'd get it out since the end seems near.

"Ridiculing a conspiracy theorist is indeed ridiculing the search for truth."

"If a law goes against your morals, following that law just because it's a law is highly immoral. A person ignorant of this principle, is amoral."

"Wait...
...what?"
~A. Einstein

"Humanity is Chaos.
Chaos is Change.
Change is Growth.
Without Chaos we will never grow, only stagnate.
Stagnation is death."©
~ dethduck™

"Life isn't so serious, and that's the first mistake we all make."©
~ dethduck™

"No matter how 'Hooked on Phonics©' you are,
Never, ever read the inscription on an ancient artifact aloud."©
~ dethduck™

A proud heart and closed mind gathers no knowledge - OfHumanDescent

reply to post by zaper

You can find everything on the internet. That does not mean that everything on the internet is not true.

(in thought~response to the new trend of debunkers citing internet information as being useless and conspiratorial in nature)

ie.,

'Did you hear of the Bakken Oil formation in North Dakota...said to have more than Saudi Arabia?'

'Lemme guess: you heard this...on the internet?'

'Well, yes. What am I supposed to do...wait until it is (or isn't) printed in an encyclopedia?'

"What should be, and what is, are often completely different." - Raymond Hanson

"I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I am a conspiracy factualist." -Raymond Hanson

"Facts are stubborn things" - John Adams, But Raymond Hanson says it a lot....

"You're never wrong unless you believe you're wrong in which case you're right." - Devino

I always liked this one..

Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you!
Judith Rauhofer

"Hope is for people who have nothing to look forward to." -MileHighClubber

Everything you need to know is in this book!!! (the Bible)

~anonymous

. How do you tell an arrogant person that they are wrong???

Nice post OP..
Heres one i made earlier...

"Sanity in an insane world is insanity"

"Per Bermuda Ad Astra" ( Through Bermuda to the Stars!) It's a little take off on the R.A.F. motto which in Latin I think is "Per Ardua Ad Astra" (Through hardship to the stars) Bermuda sounds like alot more fun!

reply to post by Thyhorrorcosmic

My favorite is:

'Sometimes what seems like it isn't and what is better not seem like it'

It sounds better in Portuguese...

Live Gratefully. - me

"I'm not a racist, I'm just intolerant - there's a difference"

2nd for show..

"You only go around once in life, if you do it right that's all you can stand."

"Be thankful every morning for a new day, live every day as though it is your last, prey each night that it wasn't."

"If you drive fast enough, you can be the first one to the wreck. "

Some one once told me:

"If you are not living on the edge, your taking up too much room."

Your soul matters far more than any matter ever will

2nd line