Share your own made up quotes!

reply to post by Thyhorrorcosmic


Cheaters win, looser didn't cheat enough. I am a looser.

"if i were as beautiful as you, i'd fall in love with myself" -me
guess that's more of a horrible pick up line but i guess it's a quote nonetheless...

The greatest disservice Communism has committed on society is to separate the proletariat from the intelligentsia.

"You must be Satan because you are HOT as HELL!"
I know. It's a horrible pick-up line.

"If the rich gets richer and the poor get poorer, then obviously the rich has found the way..."

"I am not racist, I hate everybody."- Me

"In the Future, The Present is History."

"I have a brain, I might as well use it"
"Its not complicated ,you just dont know it yet"
"Magic does exist, we are here aren't we ?"
"Id rather have my intestines removed with a wooden kitchen spoon"

Never trust a man that does not own a dog or a truck. The truck says he works hard. The dog says he loves. I live by that expression fully.

"What time did I go to sleep? I didn't."
"Trust is the first step towards betrayal."
"He's a few monks short of a monastery."

My best friend's personal quote is "my leg hurts", used to weasel out of any question or request (the more illogical the better)

The bigger they are, the harder they fall on you.

Even if a clock is stopped, it is wrong 1438 times a day.

The last minute is the busiest time of all.

Transfix yourself on injustice and soon you will find hope.

"Dance with a daydream, Make love to the sky, Free a fantasy, And watch it fly."

"Nothing exists, but everything at once."

-Me

The military is completly devoid of any intellectuals.

"The only sanity we have is knowing the whole world is crazy."-me

reply to post by Thyhorrorcosmic



'If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."
-Fudd's Law

..which, upon verification, yielded this:


"If it goes in, it must come out."
-Testlacles Deviate to Fudd's Law

reply to post by _ibid


... which, as we all know, is the scientific principle behind the invention of the Pan-Sexual Zircon Encrusted Roto-Plooker.

It was a weekend down in the City Of New Orleans and some close friends and i decided to take a donkey tour of the french quarter. And i remember for the entire ride i was completely and utterly focused on the present moment. Everything seemed so beautiful and amazing, my mind was unbelievably clear and functioning on a level of perception that just made everything around me feel so peaceful and free and flowing.

I remember a specific scene, and after passing a homeless person sitting outside of a banquet building that had a reception with people wearing suites and expensive dresses. At that moment i questioned the thoughts that those people had, and the thoughts of the homeless person. And i remember this specific insight coming to me...which was weird because i don't remember formulating it...

" There is beauty between the chaos of our thoughts"

- My thought adjuster

A whistling duck is no good to man nor beast.

Never wipe yer bum with a broken bottle.

never look a gift horse under the tail.

your about as much use as a chocolate kettle.

two hens are worth one in the bush.

mum knows best but dad knows better.

never sh*t on yer neighbours lawn.