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NASA: Weather Balloon In an official NASA announcement, NASA spokesperson Roslyn Villacorta stated that the alleged observations were due to a signal disturbance resulting from a weather balloon aligned between the satellite Cassiopeia and the groundside receiver. “Weather balloons are known to mess with probe signals,” she said in a press conference held at the Houston space center yesterday. “It is a freak coincidence that the erroneous signal formed a swastika shape, known all over the world as a strongly controversial symbol.”
Glade introduce Personal Plug-Ins
May 27, 2018
Glade, the world’s leading manufacturer of air fresheners, today announced a major new range of products: Personal Plug-Ins(TM).
“We’re very excited to be launching this exciting new product” said a spokesperson, “In the past we’ve had to deal with ambient scent issues after the unfortunate event has already happened. But with Personal Plug-Ins(TM) we can tackle the problem at its source.”
Worn inside the rear portion of a person’s underwear, the PPI(TM) passes the user’s flatus through a special anti-odour filter, and simultaneously releases one of five pleasant artificial scents including Misty Pine, Secluded Valley, Tropical Beach, Arctic Ice and Spicy Pineapple.
“This is great!” exclaimed a satisfied customer, “Since I got my first batch of PPIs I’ve been farting as much as possible. The wife loves it, and of course it’s very popular at parties too.”
“We intend to expand our PPI product line in the very near future.” said a Glade spokesperson, “In fact, we can reveal that we are in talks with leading scent brands such as Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger to create a designer range of PPIs. We want to turn the act of flatulence into a fashion statement.”
Originally posted by angrydog
for any reason i would love that its true but i think i saw that picture a while a go and it was marked as fake...
but im a believer of the "vril,Hanebu and "die glocke"
so who knows :O i would pay alot to go up there and see what inthere