Guy gets stuck to toilet at walmart after prankster put superglue on it

www.dailymail.co.uk...

Wow... I laughed, to be honest... who takes a crap at walmart and does not check the seat, or put some of that toilet shield paper?

reply to post by ReadyPower


I LOVE THIS........BTU YOURE RIGHT TO ASK "WHO DOESNT CHECK THE SEAT"?...unless it was a case of green apple splatters and it just wasnt an option i know when duty calls for me that i wash the seat off with soap and papertowels and try not to let important things touch anything...i feel bad for the guy a little if it was an emergency and he had no choice butt still hilarious nontheless

Originally posted by gdaub23
reply to post by ReadyPower

 

no choice butt still hilarious nontheless

That's a pun, right?

You meant that as a pun.

This guy?

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reply to post by notsofunnyguy


yes...it wasnt a typo if thats what youre asking....

It sucks to be the butt of a joke!

I wish I was there to hear him calling for help and Walmart maintenance having to remove the seat and call the rescue squad to get him out. How humiliating!

I feel so bad for him. Thank goodness it wasn't a small child.

Hopefully he learned to check the seats from now on. I have a feeling he did. lol

wow i couldnt imagine getting into a stickier situation than what happened to this guy. hopefully it didnt tear a hole in his ass cheeks.

Sometimes I think these stories are BS. Or the person superglued themselves to the toilet to get attention. Anyone use superglue? It dries out of the tube in seconds. There isn't a lot of downtime once the glue has been put on the seat.

WOW! OMG who doesn't if you have to use one there put down like 10 of paper seat cover things lol. Maybe they was out, the guy is damaged for life after being glued to all them germs lmao

reply to post by zerotime


The story said it was an industrial adhesive... something more along the lines of Liquid Nails Construction Adhesive I'd imagine.

Super glue is easy to get out of, Liquid Nails would do this though...

Either way you should Always use a butt gasket at Wal Mart... Always.

UMAD BRO???

reply to post by FarBeyondDriven69


I guess that makes more sense. But who sits down on a wet toilet seat in a walmart???? wow.

reply to post by ReadyPower


Lmao, that's why you check the seat then cover it with a load of toilet paper before you sit. It'll teach him next time

reply to post by zerotime


You are right!

I smell a lawsuit!

all these seat covering earth killers make me sick, cant you learn how to not waste precious trees. next time you better learn how to squat and wipe with your fingers.

This is why I squat over the toilet seat, amongst other grossness.

This whole thing stinks to high heaven !

Maybe he should ask Sheryl Crow how to squat with only one square?
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