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Her legs exploded! (short story)

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kid_cudi

posted on Apr, 5 2011 @ 07:35 AM
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I was watching my cat run around in the backyard and she kept running faster and faster. She kept sprinting so fast like the speed of light and she began to run so fast that her legs exploded. The leg explosion was caused buly friction and grass fertilizer.


Farnhold

posted on Apr, 5 2011 @ 07:37 AM
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My life is now complete
thank you kind sir


kid_cudi

posted on Apr, 5 2011 @ 07:41 AM
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Haha no problem. I couldn't start my day in a good mood until I posted this story


kaoticf8

posted on Apr, 5 2011 @ 07:52 AM
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And the moral of the story cats on catnip running around on a fertilized lawn are a walking time bomb, well running in this case haha, that'd be so funny to see on a commercial lol
edit on 5-4-2011 by kaoticf8 because: coz my space bar dont work!


kid_cudi

posted on Apr, 5 2011 @ 08:03 AM
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Haha that would totally be the best commercial I've ever seen! Lol Or even better... It should be a commercial for a lawn fertilizer commercial


snewpers

posted on Apr, 5 2011 @ 08:17 AM
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What have you been smoking?



kid_cudi

posted on Apr, 6 2011 @ 12:12 PM
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asolutley nothing bro. I don't need drugs to think of stuff like this.




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