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China's Xinhua News Agency, the official press agency of the government of the People's Republic of China (PRC) announced Thursday that the National Radio Astronomy Observatory has been monitoring signals from a previously unknown "dark" satellite in orbit around Saturn for the past 90 days. According to government officials, the signals appear to be the first verified transmission from an alien civilization.
The foundation is already in place for the deception as reported in previous blog entries, "earth must prepare for close encounter with aliens" and "is establishment preparing to unveil aliens?". Everything has suddenly taken a turn towards the strange for Earth inhabitants! [editor's note: yes, this is an april fools hoax]
Originally posted by Truthwerx
Was dated April 1 , It would be cool if it wasn't a joke but I feel it may be ...
Originally posted by Pirateofpsychonautics
On a further thought...I should document the beauty of it in a thread. See, I sit on the toilet (lid down and clothed!) with my (friends) I pod, ashtray and beverage positioned conveniently around me. Even now and then my friends who's staying with me, my girlfriend and assorted guests will come in and visit me. Who would be interested in a picture of me on the can smoking a spliff, very cfortably positioned and cool stuff hidden graffiti style in the fogged mirrors....I apologise for the previous paragraphs.