US Soldier Bio Augmentation Enhancement

Yeah. Maybe not the type of weapons you were thinking of, but where else would this post belong?

Bigger breasts offered to U.S. soldiers

NEW YORK (Reuters) - The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be", but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.

"Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Centre in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.

Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependants, the magazine said.

The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."

WTF? This is supposed to help military surgeons hone their trauma skills? Or perhaps some poor Soldier in a combat zone takes 2 bullets to the chest and he wakes up in a military hospital with a set of 38DD's...

Maybe Lyndie England should make good use of this military benefit.

Absolutely ridiculous. And YOU guys are PAYING for it with your TAXES!

God im glad i don't live in the US.

Been posted already, a few days ago:


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oops! Why don't we have the option to delete our threads? Would save mods the trouble. Anyway do as you feel necessary, if not we at least have this topic in the right forum.

Originally posted by necro99
God im glad i don't live in the US.

Good cuz no one wants you here anyway!

Also this new perk for army personnel is probably aimed at their mothers are the number one cause of keeping their children form joining the army so by the army saying hey mom you can get any type of plastic or enhancing surgery you want will sure change the minds of those moms with no brain cells but if might work.

Originally posted by thematrix
Been posted already, a few days ago:


www.abovetopsecret.com...

www.abovetopsecret.com...

As 'thematrix' points out this has been covered and in more appropriate forums.
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