ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

originally posted by: Skyfloating
reply to post by uk today

 

Banned for claiming to represent UK today while residing on Cassiopeia. Suspicious.

Banned for getting in my head !!

Did I invite you in ???

Noooooooo.....naughty mindcrasher.

p.s Don't tell anyone what you discovered, I know it's disturbed and twisted and warped and insane and totally incomprehensible ( what a long word eh ! ) to the mortal human rationale ( no idea what I'm saying here ) but us Cassiopeians ( Think that's spelt right....but who cares !! ) are capable of interplanetary commute using the quantum earthbound intergalactic beamtransporter pods !!

a reply to: uk today

p.s Don't tell anyone what you discovered, I know it's disturbed and twisted and warped and insane and totally incomprehensible ( what a long word eh ! ) to the mortal human rationale ( no idea what I'm saying here
) but us Cassiopeians ( Think that's spelt right....but who cares !!
) are capable of interplanetary commute using the quantum earthbound intergalactic beamtransporter pods !!

sounds like pre sex pillow talk to me Baby

banned because this still isn't the 69th banning , and before ive even written this post someone will probably have .. ..

*a microfunBox spins a roulette wheel*

funBox

a reply to: Darkblade71

Banned for spreading Anthrax!
Didn't anyone ever tell you, germ warfare is not polite??
Ba-ba-ba-banned!!

a reply to: DenyFlatulence

Banned for banning someone who was banned long before, and letting funcox roam the landscape side-to-side unmolested, with not even jesse ventura to keep him company. I have to reach over you to ban fanxos as well, to allow him some rest and lots of relaxation (and to store up his gif juice)

Self banned for thinking I banned the last poster. Whoops!!
Aleister is also banned, cause dems the rules. Sorry friend.


Unrelated:
Got anything good for the "what it is" game?
(I should be back on sometime after 4 central time..)

a reply to: DenyFlatulence

banned for not alerting me that I may have won the what if game before this. Ill go look at it. and banned for being sorry to tell someone they're banned (a banner must be cruel as well as unusual), and banned for getting my hope up I've won the what if game only to be dashed a thousand ken when I find out it's a cruel hoax (banned for uncruel hoaxes)

a reply to: Aleister

Aleister you have won!

You are the 1000th winner of the competition that the previous winners competed in for their winner status.

You have won a chance-of-a-lifetime all inclusive holiday to Bannedazikstan.

Congratulations!

a reply to: Tsu322

Sunning on the shores of Bannedazikstan, drinking rum with the natives as we all ban everyone in sight and then tell the tales over the evening's campfire ("Did you see the expression on that tall guy's face when I banned him with a book cover and that vid of Easter in the Falklands? Hahahahaha"), as an afterthought we all ban you and offer you rum.

a reply to: Aleister

Graciously accepting the consolatory rum I burst into song.

High, high, the winds are high,
The rough seas take us far from land.
Nigh, nigh, your end is nigh!
Please walk the plank as you get banned.

a reply to: Tsu322

I can't put my finger on it but there is something about you that makes me want to ban you.

So without further ado: You are Banned and politely asked to cease all posting from the moment you read this.

a reply to: Skyfloating



BANNED!!!!!!

Reason:

So I can listen to this song!

a reply to: Skyfloating

Banned for being a writer-fighter-scholar that cannot put his finger on the reason for the banning. Tsk tsk

Also banned for not knowing that the most effective way of banning an anarchist is to welcome them with open arms. I am looking forward to quoting your every post.

a reply to: Darkblade71

Banned for not wearing the regulatory hair net whilst working for a food chain. Also banned for butting in.

a reply to: Tsu322

Aww shucks....



But but....AHA!!


Because your time does not sync up with Skyfloating's Watch,
You are 20 minutes ahead!

YOU are BANNED!

Ok, I feel better now.

a reply to: Darkblade71

Banning you like you've never been banned before!!!!!! And then when you think you are unbanned - whamo, banned from the top! Blamo banno.

a reply to: Aleister

Allow me to introduce you to my little friend..
He likes to repeatedly ban...
over and over again.



Banned!

With a little help from Mario the ban master!

a reply to: Darkblade71

I'll hand this over to my mom to handle. Mom, do the deed:

"Thanks son" ( in the voice of that guy from Psycho), "DarkBlade, you are banned, now don't come back, you hear? "

a reply to: Aleister

As already mentioned, your mud-avatar is most disagreeable. Banned.

This banning of yours is not negotiable.

a reply to: Skyfloating

Banned for being repetitive and for confusing rocks and mud, a common mistake made every day in some part of the world.

a reply to: Aleister

Time is precious. I see you waste a lot of it on ATS. To help you out and get more of a life I am banning you. So you may think I am limiting your freedoms, but what I am actually doing is liberating you. Banned.