ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

reply to post by jacygirl


I Ban you...

en.wikipedia.org...(title) (6th one down)

...and am ready to do your bidding.

reply to post by Aleister


Banned for referencing Wikipedia.

Banning myself for thinking of trolling Wikipedia.

reply to post by Aleister


*A Small microfunBox Bans Tsu From the future for butting in, before stepping into the wormhole of doom*


*FunBox unrolls the gypsy curses and dissects its into bite size pieces,,he strings them onto thin wire and wraps it around the tipmost of his beak*

dam them , dam them ...

excuse me Aleister , your ~king banned me matey* ! and I need not say the reason .. 6th line down' indeed
I have 23000 reasons to ban you

funBOx

*said in the style of John Cleese, when he captures Brian and Judith in the street, after a heavy night in the Jew cave*

reply to post by funbox


banned for being absent for so long and leaving us to send out search parties and dog teams, who then got together and howled at the moon until nightfall

reply to post by Aleister


Okay...I 'wiki-ed'....noble title huh? Ready to do my bidding? Geez, I hope the power doesn't go to my head...

"BAN funbox!!"
"No, I don't have to give you a reason."
"Aww...c'mon...you said you'd do my bidding..."
"Oh...you meant on e-bay..."
"Sorry."

Erm...banned for causing me to power-trip...so unattractive...

jacy

reply to post by jacygirl


banned outright and outleft for using Wikipedia as a banning tool while making me bid for things on ebay (I've "won" only five things, but once did have the high bid on one of Michael Jackson's backyard rides for over a day as a joke-bid) and triple outside ban for encouraging Wikipedia to continue the principals of banning:

en.wikipedia.org...

reply to post by Aleister


Banned.
Banned because you just KNOW that if you put up a link, I'm gonna click on it.
Banned for reading me like a cheap comic book.

I think this would qualify as a "multi-ban".
Banned again, for making me google to see if 'multiban' is a word.
It is.

jacy

reply to post by jacygirl


For knowing the price of comic books and for multi-grained-banning, you are heartily and in full regalia given a

reply to post by Aleister


Wow! Thank you!
Can I keep him?
No one has ever given me a man before.

I'm going to go dress him up now....hmmm....goth? gangsta?

I don't have time to ban you now...new dude wants tea.
I suppose I could ban you for sending him over when I'm still in my jammies....?

"Quit nagging...the kettle is ON!!"
This one has attitude.

jacy

reply to post by jacygirl


self-ban (doing it while looking in a mirror, so it sticks) for personally not knowing his name or recognizing him on the street if he happened to shuffle by until a few minutes ago /reaches out from self-ban to give the strange stranger man a piece of my mind for not doing certain things he should be doing for the world and is apparently content not to do/

Aleister
reply to post by jacygirl

 

self-ban (doing it while looking in a mirror, so it sticks)

ahh...hahahaha.....you were taking a selfie, weren't you?
Banned for vanity.

jacy

reply to post by jacygirl


for talking to me about selfies while I'm self-banned, banned without a secret get-out-of-ban key kept on the shelf

reply to post by Aleister


Here, you can use mine.



Banned for making me rummage through my purse!
jacy

I have banned as above so below, there for condemning myself to an infinite loop of banishment.

reply to post by zeevar


puts hand into infinite loop, swirls it around so that it goes in the opposite direction where all the good things live and play, and bans zeevar to have fun all the days of his/her life.......!!!!!

(reaches over zeevar having fun to get the skull-guy key, opens a pot of gold and a gold of ...)

Aleister
reply to post by zeevar

 

puts hand into infinite loop, swirls it around so that it goes in the opposite direction where all the good things live and play, and bans zeevar to have fun all the days of his/her life.......!!!!!

(reaches over zeevar having fun to get the skull-guy key, opens a pot of gold and a gold of ...)

edit on 9-4-2014 by Aleister because: (no reason given)

edit on 9-4-2014 by Aleister because: (no reason given)

New avatar...you in the witness protection program now?
Tsk...you can run but you can't hide.
Now, banning you for not finishing your poem, which prompted ME to finish it in my head...which broke T&C's and resulted in my own banning...so I shouldn't even BE here....
Sshhhhh.

jacy (P.S. zeevar...see what happens why you try a double-ban around here?)

reply to post by jacygirl


banned for finishing a t&c violation poem in your head and not out here among the non-Jacygirl's head citizens of ats. don't bogart that poem my friend...

my temporary avatar is in honor of the mars light (either an easily explainable phenomena or a really bad beer)

reply to post by Aleister


put that light out , don't you know there's a war on !

Banned for photon abuse

waveBox

reply to post by funbox


Who's at war...Loki and Thor?
Banned for not being specific.

jacy

reply to post by jacygirl


specifically speaking , its too late for that , the lights already gone,so have the ships rats .

banned for late night rhyme inspiration

snoreBox