ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

a reply to: FlyersFan

I don't have STARZ, bummer!

I only have freeview. I am my pj's though. Red with little Winnie Poohs on them haha. I'm such a grown up.



Banned for watching obscure channels.

a reply to: Tsu322

BANNED for not having STARZ !!
But I gotta ask ... do your Pooh PJs have a back flap for potty breaks?

a reply to: FlyersFan

ROFL, nope, no back flaps here.

Banned for making me giggle loudly at 1am.

a reply to: Tsu322


1 am giggling is most definitely banned
2 am snacking is also banned
3 am shifting counter clockwise in your bed... is also banned
4 am gas removal....utterly banned
5 am shouting at the birds for waking you up.. well before you go there... sadly .... banned
6 am rattle of the milkmen and the unearthly expenditure of vast amounts of electricity for a product that should be only really be, consumed by baby cows... silvertop banned for definite
7 am dreams when sleep finally arrives .. ahh a golden time... banned withheld till 8 am nightmares
7 80 am Romanians are all banned until Vlad the Impaler arrives at 8.am with golden spear of silence

funBox

a reply to: funbox

Vlad just left, he took his spear,
He said there'd be no banning here...
But I defied him, yes I did,
Sometimes I'm like a saucy kid...

Said funbox should be banned for sure,
He's got an illness with no cure...
Random banning's his disease,
It could be worse though, could be fleas...

You've got your silence, coast is clear,
So put your feet up, have a beer...
You're banned now friend, enjoy your time,
Tis fun to ban thee, in a rhyme!
jacygirl

a reply to: jacygirl

to rhyme, just fine , is all and well,
but now you've got yourself a spell
it winds and dines and smears like gel
I do believe its a funbox hell

alas ! cast off yee merry drear and prey
a new taste comes , a slurping this way
it tells of banning in a mist
I do believe girl you maybe pissed

so travel heartily in your cheer
you'll never want for stink nor tear
banning merrily in the night
until 3am's ghastly funbox fright

banned for poetic licence

funBox

a reply to: funbox

Aww...I just LOVE it when you rhyme back for me!!

But...poetic license?
I didn't get a license, do I need one?
Do YOU have one?
Bah! I didn't think so!
Banned for not practising what you preach.

(3 a.m. huh? I'll be waiting.....)

jacygirl

a reply to: jacygirl

a primitive banning because You don't have a fishing licence
which would mean you also don't have a disgorger, which is also a bannable , anyway .banned heartily for not having a fishing licence... hmmmm

maybe you do have a disgorger

poetic licence ?, I don't need one for terrible poetry

funBox

a reply to: funbox

A disgorger? I don't even wanna google that...sounds like something you use to gut fish?

I accept your banning, hanging my head in shame.
I do NOT have a fishing license.

However I do have a driver's license, so you are BANNED for not telling me what a disgorger is (making me imagine awful horrible contraptions)...and now I'm driving away.

Yup. Banned and buh-bye!
jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

Banned for not knowing how to go fishing in the correct way!

THIS is how I go fish'n ..... HARDCORE -

a reply to: FlyersFan

LOL...Girl, I like your style!

But you're still banned, for not telling me what a disgorger is.
Or...is that what you're holding in that pic?
I don't know weapons, I'm afraid.
If anyone attacks me, they're likely to get a nail file in the eye!

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

I think trying to sharpen your eyes with a nailfile is a bannable offence

*funBox checks the junior fisherprice manual of body part sharpening tools*

o yes so it is

Banned

funBox

a reply to: funbox

Dude!!
You are BANNED for STILL using the JUNIOR fisherprice manual...when the SENIOR edition has been out for years!
A WHOLE new bunch of instruments in the new one.

I'm sorry, but you set yourself up for that one.
jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

I enjoy the simplicity , quite simply the senior is not simple enough, tainted with all sort of miscellaneous nonsense . no

Banned for obtaining senior status , but missing out on the jnr , simplistic approach

funBox

a reply to: funbox

Oh...you want simple?

I SIMPLY ban you for no reason.

There. Nana nana boo boo, and all that....

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

*funBox traces the line, its a fine line and he needs to squint, carefully placing the small steel ball on its edge , he carefully blows it , it moves , slowly at first , then gathering pace until it reaches a junction , the ball rolls around , speeding along until it hits nothing . stops .... hanging in space the line coils itself into a spiral and pushes*

banned for reversion

funBox

a reply to: funbox

What happens next?
You can't just leave me hanging here....

You're banned. Oh yeah, I said it..."B A N N E D"....
WHAT does the spiral push?
Enquiring minds want to know.

jacygirl

a reply to: jacygirl

hanging you will be to hear,
the spirals force is not to seer
the sounds are lost in words not there
they hang in silence in great tear

banned for further licence expiry encroachment

funBox

a reply to: funbox

Bah! I'll encroach until I'm on the verge of 'squatting' (as in squatter's rights, lol).

The sounds are lost? Where did they go?
Can't help it if I want to know!
You end with 'silence in great tear'
And I am left with my despair.

Banned for my quiet desperation.

jacygirl

a reply to: jacygirl

the sounds are lost in imaginations lair
that someday words will spring from there
with their sounds released unto
some new thoughts may arrive with you

banned for extra curricular elaboration

funBox