Japans Radiation will require more cryptozoologists quickly

With the increasing radiation in Japan,the need for cryptozoologists is tremendous.After running the prevailing winds and past wind history through my data bank,the results are staggering.The results indicate that papa new guinea alone could start having multiple mutated creatures,some of which arent even known today.The vast array of Islands south of japan will start showing signs of new creatures as early as 6 months.The planet will become more diversified with more species that are capable of surviving through cataclysmic events.The computer model indicates that this event may spark a new age which will rival the age of the dinosaur,with creatures having incredile ferocity.

...im sorry?

I believe it was a run away nuclear reactor that created my mother-in-law.....She is one hell of a creature....I was going to post her picture but my camera gave off gamma rays and exploded upon clicking....Any more of these creatures running around out there?...lol....

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I've dealt with 4 of those in my lifetime!

They are horrible, obnoxious, and sometimes, smelly creatures that need to be put down.

It's just better for everyone that way.

Godzilla! Godzilla!

2nd Line

I would ask, Who is the real monster here? :

how many mutated creatures did we get from Chernobyl ?

My ex girlfriend had a touch of the incredile ferocities...whatever that is!
Don't think it was caused by radiation though. I think she was just mental!

your data bank ? i am interested if you are for real but that is just funny the crypto phrase i guess i see your point but as much as i think we are bein super duper lied to i really dont think the world is over or maybe i do lol it is a very hard situation to wrap ones head around i really wonder if this will destroy our known world from every angle not just the one we me we are all pondering it has been so beaten into our head the nuke fallout scenario that weve all been waiting since we could think at age twelve is the world gonna end in a big flash of light as we sleep or sit at our favorite website lol typing away .

we can only pray things stop going down hill that part of is already fd. .the earth cant take anymore

ummm... exactly which data bank? do you have results to show? what is your profession? do you have exact numbers on radiation levels? or proof of how said radiation has affected life before? or.....

Originally posted by Caji316
I believe it was a run away nuclear reactor that created my mother-in-law.....She is one hell of a creature....I was going to post her picture but my camera gave off gamma rays and exploded upon clicking....Any more of these creatures running around out there?...lol....

lmao

Originally posted by notsofast
ummm... exactly which data bank? do you have results to show? what is your profession? do you have exact numbers on radiation levels? or proof of how said radiation has affected life before? or.....

The data bank crunches key information such as,elements,temperature,humidity,absorption,distribution levels,soil composite and more,and probable results when introduced to native known and unknown species of certain geographic regions.The databank indicates mammoth growth of certain species to gigantic sizes with major characteristic changes in wildlife.It should prove interesting and thus fascinating to watch new species evolve as all continually do.

Originally posted by brindle
The databank indicates mammoth growth of certain species to gigantic sizes with major characteristic changes in wildlife.It should prove interesting and thus fascinating to watch new species evolve as all continually do.

which species? How many generations until you would expect to see some visible changes? Will the mutation stabilize at some point or continue at an accelerated pace?

Originally posted by iforget

Originally posted by brindle
The databank indicates mammoth growth of certain species to gigantic sizes with major characteristic changes in wildlife.It should prove interesting and thus fascinating to watch new species evolve as all continually do.

which species? How many generations until you would expect to see some visible changes? Will the mutation stabilize at some point or continue at an accelerated pace?

The mutations are already in high gear.The databank predicts within a week to see full mutations.Based upon past accurate predictions,such as the incredible hulk transformation when he was exposed to radiation,we expect to see a mass of green muscle zombies stalking those Islands.Do not approach without caution, hungry hulks will be distressed and prone to bad tempers.

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your story is loosing any fun for lack of originality You can come up with something better. try again...

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ru suuuure?

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theres absolutely no way u could have any real planet earth facts mabye in star trek or V come on dude thisis a hoax right its fun but a hoax im sorryi tried to play along with but what r u proffesssor from futurama?

I have seen Godzilla six times, do I qualify as a cryptozoologist? and if so how much can i make per hour?

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yes i will be your apprentice

this is to funny

yeah sorry that's not how evolution works. or nature. those species will die off because they are passing down bad genes, or just die off in general due to poisoning.
also, cryptozoology is the study of unclassified species, not the study of biological mutations in known species.

everything you're posting is bs and you know it.