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Originally posted by RANT
Cancers are crazy, eh?
Originally posted by intrepid
Try being a Gemini, I'm sure, we're nuts.
Originally posted by RANT
But if I could only get one group off the street it'd be Scorpios. For the good of the planet.
Originally posted by RANT
Originally posted by intrepidNo doubt. But if I could only get one group off the street it'd be Scorpios. For the good of the planet.
Hay, whats wrong with Scorpios? Im one, what ya got to say about it?
Happy b-day agent
Originally posted by Bleys
Need I remind you of the evils of profiling. Not all Scorpios are evil and sadistic, just the vast majority of us...uh them.
Originally posted by RANT
I just like picking on random Astrological signs
CANCER Drinking style:
Cancer is a comfort drinker and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists - and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit)over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favourite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do.
Trademark cocktails:
Ruled by the moon, Cancers are intrigued by the idea of moonshine -any brown booze, from a bourbon press to a whiskey and soda to grandpappy's special brew in a mason jar, will do. They also like comfortingly warm and sweet drinks, like hot toddies and hot buttered rums. The sign also rules the flavour vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.
Drinking buddies:
Pamela Anderson, George W. Bush, Bill Cosby, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford,Sean Hayes, Lil' Kim, George Michael, Princess Diana, Prince William.
SCORPIO Drinking style:
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that.