Some quotes of our beloved G.W. Bush

the link:
'http://www.seducedbythedarkside.com/humor/text/20001108-george_dubya_bush.txt'

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Subject: quotes from george "dubya" bush


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"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother
and child."

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures
where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that
means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean
in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"Public speaking is very easy."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls."

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA,
my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The
rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to
blame."

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
having it."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that
George Bush may or may not make."

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on
the mistakes we may or may not have made."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."


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Now, this is funny :-)

I've seen these posted before on the 'net. I'd love to know how many of them are true. I know he's not the sharpest tool in the book, and I personally hate the man, but it seems unfair that people could make stuff up and claim he has said it and there's never any indication of what's true or not.

Although, I guess they could all be true, I have seen him making some really dumb things.

If these are all made up, this should probably be in the jokes forum


[edit on 20-7-2004 by Zzub]

The 'Commander in Chief' to the most powerful and dangerous country on the planet.

More frightening than funny.

Here's a scary collection:

dubyaspeak.com...

And here's a favourite:

It's amazing with the software that has been developed these days that enable a camera to distinguish the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.

George W Bush, Washington, D.C., Jun. 24, 2004

Maybe Saddam was stockpiling squirrels?

[edit on 20-7-2004 by shanti23]

thx for the link shanti23,

Yours is much more entertaining... (and a little sad...)

my personal theory is that there is some sort of cryptic meaning behind his insane ramblings seeing how he is probally one of the illuminated ones. then again, he could just be really f@#$ing retarded and we are living in a very sad country if someone that stupid can become president.