a joke for our time

I've heard this joke making the rounds and wanted to share it. I don't know who to give credit for it.

A unionized public employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, then looks at the teabagger and says “Watch out for that union guy—he wants a piece of your cookie!”

What did the one snowman say to the other snowman?
"Do you smell carrots?"
the only clean joke I know

what did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
wiped his arse!

Great joke OP!



Following the other posters, I will post one I heard recently:

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"