The reason you can't find proof of Reptilian Aliens

This is the proof everyone has been waiting for...

The reptiles are out there but... They're at war with a galactic species of pink flying elephants. These elephants eat the reptilians so you will never find evidence of them. I've been told that reptile remains are a delicacy on their planet, they tend to search out earth to find snacks....again yet another reason why proof of this reptile species is really hard to find.

Oh right, they're invisible too.... they can only be seen by small rats that have been drinking

heres all the proof you need of their existance



If you actually watch this eye opening documentary, you'll see theres several different species of flying elephant. Some actually have the power to shoot lightning bolts from their trunks.

Astonishing!!

it all makes sense now

The queen and Justin Bieber are taking refuge here.

reply to post by Akragon


I understand they are especially good with a Thai peanut glaze.

you can mock all you like, but we have the last laugh.
All the rich, the powerful and the famous who you worship, idolise and try to emulate....all reptiles.
You are our slaves.

can you imagined how stonded the creators were

Originally posted by ReptilePete
you can mock all you like, but we have the last laugh.
All the rich, the powerful and the famous who you worship, idolise and try to emulate....all reptiles.
You are our slaves.

hahaha riiight...

Originally posted by ReptilePete
you can mock all you like, but we have the last laugh.
All the rich, the powerful and the famous who you worship, idolise and try to emulate....all reptiles.
You are our slaves.

Your statement is just as ridiculous as the OP.
Good to find balance here.

Dude, i've seen these flying pink elephants. They're truely incredibleh...

Sometimes they sing if you're drinking whiskey..... IF you're lucky

Unfortunatly they're usually chaseing after the reptilians so they don't have a lot of time to chat...

Last i heard they were going after Obama...

Damn lizards

See, I knew it.

Reptilians are yummy and taste like chicken.

Originally posted by chr0naut
See, I knew it.

Reptilians are yummy and taste like chicken.

might be why they don't show themselves....I like chicken

If i ever see one, they're goin on the rotisserie

Originally posted by ReptilePete
you can mock all you like, but we have the last laugh.
All the rich, the powerful and the famous who you worship, idolise and try to emulate....all reptiles.
You are our slaves.

Seriously dude, do you know how big a lizard brain is pound-for-pound so to speak? Not very big. We will crush you and the flies will get to eat you for once.

Plus: The pink elephants are on our side!

Hmm this seems like a productive thread

my life is not complete
2nd line

LOL..... Is all 1 can say

S&F if only because so far this thread makes more sense than the Romanian Mountains one.

Moved to the joke forum

This is no Joke people!!! Didn't you listen to the message, this is rare footage....they're actually caught singing!!

Look out! Look out!
Pink elephants on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
They're here and there
Pink elephants everywhere

The reptilians have no chance!!